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Lorne: Snakes? Uh-huh. And they came out of your what? Okay. Okay, well, did they get up there themselves or is this part of a, you know, a thing? No, I'm not judging...Do we fight snakes? Angel: Only if they're giant. Or demons. Or giant demons. Are they giant demon snakes? Lorne: Well, unless this guy's 30 feet tall, I'm thinking they're of the garden variety.

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Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 18, 2007 4:27:39 pm PDT #1503 of 10001

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

don't boys want it down half the time?

More like one time out of six or seven, actually. I prefer my home toilet seat up as it looks better that way, but my office men's room is nicer with the seat down.

#1 is a pretty nice fringe benefit of being single, and I take #4 to mean that you can make all your big life decisions without having to compromise with a spouse over them—that'd be the gold medal winner for me. But the rest seem pretty trivial compared to the benefits of being part of a couple.

Vortex - Sep 18, 2007 4:27:50 pm PDT #1504 of 10001

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

My parents just close the entire thing. that way, everybody has to do some work. Incidentally, if I'm at a guy's house and I put the seat down, I put it back up when I leave.

tommyrot - Sep 18, 2007 4:29:07 pm PDT #1505 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Personally, I think there's an aesthetic element to it.

I put the whole thing down, as I think there's an aesthetic element to pets not drinking out of the toilet.

Fred Pete - Sep 18, 2007 4:29:28 pm PDT #1506 of 10001

Ann, that's a ferret.

3. You can flirt with the opposite sex without someone saying, "Who are you looking at?"

Actually, I can still do that. On the other hand, if I flirted with another man....

7. You can leave the toilet seat permanently up if you're a man, or permanently down if you're a woman.

You can't leave the seat up if there are cats in the house. Because they use the seat as a stepping stone to the counter.

Trudy Booth - Sep 18, 2007 4:29:37 pm PDT #1507 of 10001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Its the math that bugs me. With one man and one woman the thing only needs to be up about 25% of the time.

And it looks nast.

Jesse - Sep 18, 2007 4:31:34 pm PDT #1508 of 10001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Is it wrong that I don't care that my cat loves to drink out of the toilet?

billytea - Sep 18, 2007 4:32:22 pm PDT #1509 of 10001

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

My parents just close the entire thing. that way, everybody has to do some work.

I find the best way to avoid taking sides is to leave it at a 45-degree angle.

Zenkitty - Sep 18, 2007 4:33:01 pm PDT #1510 of 10001

Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Didya see the the (male) security guard checking out Carter's butt? Ha!

billytea - Sep 18, 2007 4:33:21 pm PDT #1511 of 10001

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Is it wrong that I don't care that my cat loves to drink out of the toilet?

No, as long as it's your toilet.

Trudy Booth - Sep 18, 2007 4:33:25 pm PDT #1512 of 10001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I find the best way to avoid taking sides is to leave it at a 45-degree angle.

Or have one of those hole in the floor potties!

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