Err.
You know. If that means toilet seats and remotes to you.
I wept at this one:
8. You can make a list of things you always wanted to do...and actually do them.
We're in love. We're ... lovers. We're lesbian, gay-type lovers.
Willow ,'Potential'
Natter 54: Right here, dammit.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amych - Sep 18, 2007 4:15:56 pm PDT #1499 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Trudy Booth - Sep 18, 2007 4:18:48 pm PDT #1500 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I've never quite groked the toilet seat thing -- don't boys want it down half the time? If its half and half why the insistance on upness?
Zenkitty - Sep 18, 2007 4:23:00 pm PDT #1501 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I've never understood why women are supposed to fuss over toilet seats being up. If the guy has to put them down for us, why shouldn't we have to put them up for him? Just don't sit down without looking.
megan walker - Sep 18, 2007 4:24:13 pm PDT #1502 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
I've never understood why women are supposed to fuss over toilet seats being up. If the guy has to put them down for us, why shouldn't we have to put them up for him? Just don't sit down without looking.
Personally, I think there's an aesthetic element to it.
Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 18, 2007 4:27:39 pm PDT #1503 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
don't boys want it down half the time?
More like one time out of six or seven, actually. I prefer my home toilet seat up as it looks better that way, but my office men's room is nicer with the seat down.
#1 is a pretty nice fringe benefit of being single, and I take #4 to mean that you can make all your big life decisions without having to compromise with a spouse over them—that'd be the gold medal winner for me. But the rest seem pretty trivial compared to the benefits of being part of a couple.
Vortex - Sep 18, 2007 4:27:50 pm PDT #1504 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
My parents just close the entire thing. that way, everybody has to do some work. Incidentally, if I'm at a guy's house and I put the seat down, I put it back up when I leave.
tommyrot - Sep 18, 2007 4:29:07 pm PDT #1505 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Personally, I think there's an aesthetic element to it.
I put the whole thing down, as I think there's an aesthetic element to pets not drinking out of the toilet.
Fred Pete - Sep 18, 2007 4:29:28 pm PDT #1506 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
3. You can flirt with the opposite sex without someone saying, "Who are you looking at?"
Actually, I can still do that. On the other hand, if I flirted with another man....
7. You can leave the toilet seat permanently up if you're a man, or permanently down if you're a woman.
You can't leave the seat up if there are cats in the house. Because they use the seat as a stepping stone to the counter.
Trudy Booth - Sep 18, 2007 4:29:37 pm PDT #1507 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Its the math that bugs me. With one man and one woman the thing only needs to be up about 25% of the time.
And it looks nast.
Jesse - Sep 18, 2007 4:31:34 pm PDT #1508 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Is it wrong that I don't care that my cat loves to drink out of the toilet?