On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!

Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cashmere - Sep 25, 2007 11:41:57 am PDT #6979 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

JZ, funny you should bring up that particular kink (in whitefont) just a day or so after I accidentally found the phrase "Cuban tripe." There are days when I really wish I could burn information out of my brain.


Steph L. - Sep 25, 2007 11:44:36 am PDT #6980 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Hey! The "toy boats" on the fetish chart...that's just joshing, right? Right?

My kinky compatriots tell me that it is, in fact, a recognized fetish. I don't think they were bullshitting me.


§ ita § - Sep 25, 2007 11:45:02 am PDT #6981 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, didn't I just learn something new.

I need to go to krav and tell them about it...


§ ita § - Sep 25, 2007 11:45:37 am PDT #6982 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My kinky compatriots tell me that it is, in fact, a recognized fetish.

DUDE. Why boats, though? Why not toy helicopters?

I do feel very naïve right now.


Cashmere - Sep 25, 2007 11:48:31 am PDT #6983 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

When I know something like that that ita doesn't, it scares me.


§ ita § - Sep 25, 2007 11:51:18 am PDT #6984 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I endeavour to not let anyone know something I don't for too long.

It's not always a wise principle, but...well, at least it's easy to follow.


Trudy Booth - Sep 25, 2007 11:53:14 am PDT #6985 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Your MMA boys are not my MMA boys.

Wanna trade?

These two are particularly young...


§ ita § - Sep 25, 2007 11:54:59 am PDT #6986 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Wanna trade?

Nuh-huh. I love my fighting boys quite to pieces and refuse to share or trade or even look away.


lisah - Sep 25, 2007 11:55:21 am PDT #6987 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Lisah, if you want to really rebel, come out as a brussels sprout lover

I AM a brussel sprouts lover! mmm roasted with a little olive oil and salt and pepper. delicioso!

Actually, my brother & his family's big shocker at family Thanksgiving last year was that they were now eating meat after being vegetarian for 10 + years. They were all

WE LOVE TURKEY!


tommyrot - Sep 25, 2007 12:02:58 pm PDT #6988 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is there some special meaning to the Yoko Ono song about a toy boat?