I believe Nora posted that obituary without considering the effect of said post on puppies. This offends me and all right-thinking bons.
I'm thinking about buying something very expensive. Maybe an antelope.
Anya ,'Get It Done'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
bon bon - Sep 12, 2007 7:28:47 am PDT #9889 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Nora Deirdre - Sep 12, 2007 7:29:24 am PDT #9890 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Suck it, Lord Pratt!
§ ita § - Sep 12, 2007 7:32:41 am PDT #9891 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
How did Pratt die?
I think that was basically a cool obit, except scattered. I reel at the existence of Pratts and von Bismarcks. Incredibly alien. Alien like Theresa Duncan and Jeremy Blake. I understand you can't just sign up for the former, but they're both equally other to me.
Nora Deirdre - Sep 12, 2007 7:34:41 am PDT #9892 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Hm, based on this section of the obit, there seems to be myriad ways Lord Pratt could have died:
Several years ago, in Italy, he had a miraculous escape when he overturned his car on the main road between Grosseto and Siena.
Pratt managed to escape prosecution by disarming the local police with his charm, wit and smattering of pidgin Italian.
Pratt was equally dangerous with firearms. On one drive he shot a fellow gun in the eye, and invitations to shoot dried up.
Daisy Jane - Sep 12, 2007 7:34:54 am PDT #9893 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Happy Birthday P-C!
Football violence doesn't shock me (particularly not Texas/OU). I was in the middle of one of their melees during Texas-OU weekend years back. I find it deeply stupid though. Dudes! The game is for vicariously getting your violence on!
Donahue is a dick. I'm tempted to say he can go suck the virgin's left tit, but I won't. He didn't just get Melissa to resign, but also my favorite, Amanda Marcotte.
I don't think what KG said was offensive. Everybody thanks Jesus, she's loved by gay men, who a lot of followers of Jesus think are, at the very least, morally corrupt. If people are going to hate you for just being you, I see no reason to pretend I value their beliefs.
Dana - Sep 12, 2007 7:36:34 am PDT #9894 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
And then I will start up a competing organization called "Awesome People In Favor Of Smoochies And Kittens" and demand to know why you want the happycat to run out of happy.
tommy, I think you should fear shrift, since her time in fandom will have given her an endless supply of ideas on how to make passive-agressive complaints.
meara - Sep 12, 2007 7:36:52 am PDT #9895 of 10001
I'm wondering, if someone said in their acceptance speech, "Suck it, atheists! You're all going to hell!" would that get bleeped?
I feel like yes, what she said would offend some people, but...it seems odd to not allow it to be shown. And the the whole Catholic League thing just annoys.
Dana - Sep 12, 2007 7:37:34 am PDT #9896 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
My question is, what did they expect Kathy Griffin to do? I assume at least some of the people watched her show in order to vote for her. She's not exactly timid.
JZ - Sep 12, 2007 7:38:28 am PDT #9897 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Best. Obituary. Ever!
Heh. I was just about to say "Whee! Just as good as that one a few months ago about the super-louche Continental count!" and then Tom went and posted that one too!
Both these men? Even with the short tempers and the accidental shootings and the general sloungey good-for-nothingness, just by existing they probably did more material good for the world than Bill Donahue has done with all his most vigorous efforts.
shrift - Sep 12, 2007 7:43:46 am PDT #9898 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
tommy, I think you should fear shrift, since her time in fandom will have given her an endless supply of ideas on how to make passive-agressive complaints.
I could run the Ministry of Complaints! And the Ministry of Getting Famous People To Make Out For Charity.