That's uncomfortably meta. Can you be sure you're awake right now?
I had this dream once where ita discussed the meta of my dreams - now it's really happening!
Most people is pretty quiet right about now. Me, I see a stiff -- one I didn't have to kill myself -- I just get, the urge to, you know, do stuff. Like work out, run around, maybe get some trim if there's a willin' woman about... not that I get flush from corpses or anything. I ain't crazy.
Jayne ,'The Message'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Sep 12, 2007 5:34:38 am PDT #9852 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
shrift - Sep 12, 2007 5:50:48 am PDT #9853 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Ha ha ha!
Just got an e-mail from a manager on east coast. Wants to "discuss" why things are showing up "incorrectly" on her invoices. I want to say, "Because your people keep making us enter it that way, and personally we think it's really stupid, but hey, if you'd like to 'chat' with your 'people' regarding this 'issue', we'd be delighted to stop doing it wrong!"
Jesse - Sep 12, 2007 5:55:48 am PDT #9854 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Wah wah wah -- I wiped out on some stairs on my way to the doctor's this morning, and now I'm all owie. At least I bought a Yorkie bar on the way there, so now I can eat chocolate while saying "Fuck you" to The Man.
lisah - Sep 12, 2007 5:58:10 am PDT #9855 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
ack Jesse! Falling sucks!
I got in early due to having to go get my brows did at butt o'clock this morning and I was all go-hung to finish this big project before getting lunch but I've run into complications and my motivation has fled and I am hungry now. feh.
Jon B. - Sep 12, 2007 6:01:02 am PDT #9856 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Has anyone wished Polter-Cow a happy birthday yet?
Happy Birthday, Polter-Cow!!!!!1!
(thank you Facebook)
tiggy - Sep 12, 2007 6:01:07 am PDT #9857 of 10001
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
this morning i am being heartily amused by cow-orkers who just can't handle change. our system got upgraded over night to a shinier, sleeker version and no one but me seems to like it. they're whining about the text being too small to read.
strangely, today feels like a friday and i feel okay.
tiggy - Sep 12, 2007 6:01:28 am PDT #9858 of 10001
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
cereal to say:
Happy Birthday, P-C!!! *smooooooooch*
Jars - Sep 12, 2007 6:01:57 am PDT #9859 of 10001
You know how some days you're fairly sure there's something wrong with your brain?
I just went to the bathroom, washed my hands, then used the toilet.
Sue - Sep 12, 2007 6:03:35 am PDT #9860 of 10001
hip deep in pie
Happy Birthday Polter Cow!
My mom was in town last weekend and brought me a lasagna. Eating a whole lasagna by yourself means many, many, many meals of lasagna.
tommyrot - Sep 12, 2007 6:03:43 am PDT #9861 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
P-C generally doesn't hang out in Natter.
::off to Bitches::