See, Vera? Dress yourself up; you get taken out somewhere fun.

Jayne ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


megan walker - Sep 11, 2007 10:38:19 am PDT #9745 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

do you agree with my father that there is no way to get one's children adequately schooled in the Cincinnati public school system? He insists it's private/parochial, suburbs, or death.

People with this attitude drive me crazy. It's rampant in NYC and, as someone who has taught plenty of people coming out of NYC public high schools, it's bullsh*t. But as Steph says, you have to do your homework wherever you are.


Sophia Brooks - Sep 11, 2007 10:38:42 am PDT #9746 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I'm with Rick- I work as a freelancer in the theatre department, but my appointment is in another department. It is categorized as "extra compensation" and reported on my W-2. On of the "rules" we have hear is that it can't be just more of your regular work, though. That is, if you are a secretary, you can't get extra comp for being a secretary in another department.

If it weren’t for the slimy mucous that clings to and lines the walls of your


Steph L. - Sep 11, 2007 10:44:02 am PDT #9747 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

It is categorized as "extra compensation" and reported on my W-2.

Uh, yeah. Definitely NOT reported on my W-2. When Big!Boss proposed the idea, his wife (who takes care of all the [shifty] accounting) told us, "You'll need to take care of the taxes yourselves." But they don't issue 1099s for it. Ever.

On of the "rules" we have hear is that it can't be just more of your regular work, though. That is, if you are a secretary, you can't get extra comp for being a secretary in another department.

And well, it's *exactly* more of my regular work.

Fuckity. I just don't want the IRS to nail me for tax evasion.


tommyrot - Sep 11, 2007 10:46:17 am PDT #9748 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Fuckity. I just don't want the IRS to nail me for tax evasion.

Don't they have a form for "Income I was paid where my employer failed to give me a W-2 or 1099"?

In any event, as long as you do what the IRS says for this situation, it's not your problem.


Steph L. - Sep 11, 2007 10:48:19 am PDT #9749 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

In any event, as long as you do what the IRS says for this situation, it's not your problem.

Uh, I don't know WHAT the IRS says for this situation. Probably b/c it's so. fucking. shifty.


Dana - Sep 11, 2007 10:49:17 am PDT #9750 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Don't they have a form for "Income I was paid where my employer failed to give me a W-2 or 1099"?

Apparently so. It looks like a pain in the ass, though. Among other things, you have to explain what you did to obtain a W-2.

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Nora Deirdre - Sep 11, 2007 10:49:17 am PDT #9751 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Can you consult with an accountant? That might be your best bet here, in order to cover your own ass.


Jessica - Sep 11, 2007 10:49:57 am PDT #9752 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Tep, if you email me with all the details you've posted here I can forward it to my dad (who is a tax lawyer).


brenda m - Sep 11, 2007 11:04:10 am PDT #9753 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Uh, I don't know WHAT the IRS says for this situation. Probably b/c it's so. fucking. shifty.

I believe the IRS generally frowns on under-the-table income, which is pretty clearly what they're trying to do. Seriously - they've put you in a really shitty situation by doing things this way.


Steph L. - Sep 11, 2007 11:07:23 am PDT #9754 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Tep, if you email me with all the details you've posted here I can forward it to my dad

Thanks, Jess! I'll put it all together and e-mail you shortly.

Seriously - they've put you in a really shitty situation by doing things this way.

And if I report the income -- no matter how it's categorized -- won't it end up screwing THEM, b/c it'll make the IRS go "Wait a minute...."?