That's one spunky little girl you've raised. I'm gonna eat her.

The Mayor ,'End of Days'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Sep 11, 2007 11:07:23 am PDT #9754 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Tep, if you email me with all the details you've posted here I can forward it to my dad

Thanks, Jess! I'll put it all together and e-mail you shortly.

Seriously - they've put you in a really shitty situation by doing things this way.

And if I report the income -- no matter how it's categorized -- won't it end up screwing THEM, b/c it'll make the IRS go "Wait a minute...."?


Dana - Sep 11, 2007 11:08:37 am PDT #9755 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

And if I report the income -- no matter how it's categorized -- won't it end up screwing THEM, b/c it'll make the IRS go "Wait a minute...."?

I would think so, though it make take a while for it to filter through the IRS. Like, years.

But I agree. Your employers are putting you in a completely unfair position.


Aims - Sep 11, 2007 11:08:57 am PDT #9756 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

won't it end up screwing THEM, b/c it'll make the IRS go "Wait a minute...."?

Yup. They're probably hoping you'll be all, "Woohoo! Free money!" and they won't report it and you won't report it and everyone gets out of the taxes.

Although, IIRC, if it's less than $600, they nor you have to report it. I think.


megan walker - Sep 11, 2007 11:09:07 am PDT #9757 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Maybe that's why they are audited so often.


flea - Sep 11, 2007 11:09:19 am PDT #9758 of 10001
information libertarian

Heh. It turns out a couple I knew from grad school both teach Latin at Walnut Hills. That plus the friend who teaches at St. Ursula's, and I clearly have the Cincinnati Latin teaching mafia on my side... (more to the point, Walnut Hills couple have kids and will know about schools. So if job materializes, I can email them.)

My father is sort of an idiot, as well as an Eeyore type.


Tom Scola - Sep 11, 2007 11:13:44 am PDT #9759 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Yeah, that form that Dana linked to has "Please audit my employer" written all over it.


tommyrot - Sep 11, 2007 11:14:02 am PDT #9760 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And if I report the income -- no matter how it's categorized -- won't it end up screwing THEM, b/c it'll make the IRS go "Wait a minute...."?

Probably. But your bosses are the ones who did this and put you in this position. Seriously, I think the only way to cover your own ass will put your bosses at risk. But you should cover your ass here, and not assume some of the risk like your bosses (apparently) want you to.


Steph L. - Sep 11, 2007 11:14:49 am PDT #9761 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

won't it end up screwing THEM, b/c it'll make the IRS go "Wait a minute...."?

Yup. They're probably hoping you'll be all, "Woohoo! Free money!" and they won't report it and you won't report it and everyone gets out of the taxes.

Maybe I'll just ask Big!Boss's wife (remember, she's the one in charge of all things financial, despite her lack of degree or training in such) how I should report it. After all, *she's* our finance person....

Although, IIRC, if it's less than $600, they nor you have to report it. I think.

If it's less than $600, they don't have to provide a 1099, but legally, any income a person earns -- even $1 -- should be reported.

Maybe that's why they are audited so often.

Ding ding ding! Yup. They do shit like this all the time. This "freelance" is the least of it.


tommyrot - Sep 11, 2007 11:17:51 am PDT #9762 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

If it's less than $600, they don't have to provide a 1099, but legally, any income a person earns -- even $1 -- should be reported.

Now I'm tempted to just walk around in public, telling people, "Hey, I'll do a silly walk for a buck!"

Just so I can report it to the IRS.


Sophia Brooks - Sep 11, 2007 11:20:41 am PDT #9763 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I do have to say that I have just added in $$$ I made from a theatre job, wrote on a little piece of paper that I earned $200, and sent it in. No one ever said anything Of course, that was when I made about 10,000 a year....