Anya: We should drop a piano on her. It always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment. Giles: Yes, or perhaps we could paint a convincing fake tunnel on the side of a mountain.

'Touched'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Sep 11, 2007 10:46:17 am PDT #9748 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Fuckity. I just don't want the IRS to nail me for tax evasion.

Don't they have a form for "Income I was paid where my employer failed to give me a W-2 or 1099"?

In any event, as long as you do what the IRS says for this situation, it's not your problem.


Steph L. - Sep 11, 2007 10:48:19 am PDT #9749 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

In any event, as long as you do what the IRS says for this situation, it's not your problem.

Uh, I don't know WHAT the IRS says for this situation. Probably b/c it's so. fucking. shifty.


Dana - Sep 11, 2007 10:49:17 am PDT #9750 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Don't they have a form for "Income I was paid where my employer failed to give me a W-2 or 1099"?

Apparently so. It looks like a pain in the ass, though. Among other things, you have to explain what you did to obtain a W-2.

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Nora Deirdre - Sep 11, 2007 10:49:17 am PDT #9751 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Can you consult with an accountant? That might be your best bet here, in order to cover your own ass.


Jessica - Sep 11, 2007 10:49:57 am PDT #9752 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Tep, if you email me with all the details you've posted here I can forward it to my dad (who is a tax lawyer).


brenda m - Sep 11, 2007 11:04:10 am PDT #9753 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Uh, I don't know WHAT the IRS says for this situation. Probably b/c it's so. fucking. shifty.

I believe the IRS generally frowns on under-the-table income, which is pretty clearly what they're trying to do. Seriously - they've put you in a really shitty situation by doing things this way.


Steph L. - Sep 11, 2007 11:07:23 am PDT #9754 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Tep, if you email me with all the details you've posted here I can forward it to my dad

Thanks, Jess! I'll put it all together and e-mail you shortly.

Seriously - they've put you in a really shitty situation by doing things this way.

And if I report the income -- no matter how it's categorized -- won't it end up screwing THEM, b/c it'll make the IRS go "Wait a minute...."?


Dana - Sep 11, 2007 11:08:37 am PDT #9755 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

And if I report the income -- no matter how it's categorized -- won't it end up screwing THEM, b/c it'll make the IRS go "Wait a minute...."?

I would think so, though it make take a while for it to filter through the IRS. Like, years.

But I agree. Your employers are putting you in a completely unfair position.


Aims - Sep 11, 2007 11:08:57 am PDT #9756 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

won't it end up screwing THEM, b/c it'll make the IRS go "Wait a minute...."?

Yup. They're probably hoping you'll be all, "Woohoo! Free money!" and they won't report it and you won't report it and everyone gets out of the taxes.

Although, IIRC, if it's less than $600, they nor you have to report it. I think.


megan walker - Sep 11, 2007 11:09:07 am PDT #9757 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Maybe that's why they are audited so often.