Buffy: Dancing with you is way better than trying to hook up with some good-looking guy. Xander: I think I liked it more when you were kicking me in my puffy groin.

'Get It Done'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - Sep 11, 2007 11:08:37 am PDT #9755 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

And if I report the income -- no matter how it's categorized -- won't it end up screwing THEM, b/c it'll make the IRS go "Wait a minute...."?

I would think so, though it make take a while for it to filter through the IRS. Like, years.

But I agree. Your employers are putting you in a completely unfair position.


Aims - Sep 11, 2007 11:08:57 am PDT #9756 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

won't it end up screwing THEM, b/c it'll make the IRS go "Wait a minute...."?

Yup. They're probably hoping you'll be all, "Woohoo! Free money!" and they won't report it and you won't report it and everyone gets out of the taxes.

Although, IIRC, if it's less than $600, they nor you have to report it. I think.


megan walker - Sep 11, 2007 11:09:07 am PDT #9757 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Maybe that's why they are audited so often.


flea - Sep 11, 2007 11:09:19 am PDT #9758 of 10001
information libertarian

Heh. It turns out a couple I knew from grad school both teach Latin at Walnut Hills. That plus the friend who teaches at St. Ursula's, and I clearly have the Cincinnati Latin teaching mafia on my side... (more to the point, Walnut Hills couple have kids and will know about schools. So if job materializes, I can email them.)

My father is sort of an idiot, as well as an Eeyore type.


Tom Scola - Sep 11, 2007 11:13:44 am PDT #9759 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Yeah, that form that Dana linked to has "Please audit my employer" written all over it.


tommyrot - Sep 11, 2007 11:14:02 am PDT #9760 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And if I report the income -- no matter how it's categorized -- won't it end up screwing THEM, b/c it'll make the IRS go "Wait a minute...."?

Probably. But your bosses are the ones who did this and put you in this position. Seriously, I think the only way to cover your own ass will put your bosses at risk. But you should cover your ass here, and not assume some of the risk like your bosses (apparently) want you to.


Steph L. - Sep 11, 2007 11:14:49 am PDT #9761 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

won't it end up screwing THEM, b/c it'll make the IRS go "Wait a minute...."?

Yup. They're probably hoping you'll be all, "Woohoo! Free money!" and they won't report it and you won't report it and everyone gets out of the taxes.

Maybe I'll just ask Big!Boss's wife (remember, she's the one in charge of all things financial, despite her lack of degree or training in such) how I should report it. After all, *she's* our finance person....

Although, IIRC, if it's less than $600, they nor you have to report it. I think.

If it's less than $600, they don't have to provide a 1099, but legally, any income a person earns -- even $1 -- should be reported.

Maybe that's why they are audited so often.

Ding ding ding! Yup. They do shit like this all the time. This "freelance" is the least of it.


tommyrot - Sep 11, 2007 11:17:51 am PDT #9762 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

If it's less than $600, they don't have to provide a 1099, but legally, any income a person earns -- even $1 -- should be reported.

Now I'm tempted to just walk around in public, telling people, "Hey, I'll do a silly walk for a buck!"

Just so I can report it to the IRS.


Sophia Brooks - Sep 11, 2007 11:20:41 am PDT #9763 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I do have to say that I have just added in $$$ I made from a theatre job, wrote on a little piece of paper that I earned $200, and sent it in. No one ever said anything Of course, that was when I made about 10,000 a year....


Emily - Sep 11, 2007 11:35:37 am PDT #9764 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Must go home and write notes quizzes for tomorrow. I'm having trouble getting up the motivation to leave school, though.

Oh, and can I just say, the San Francisco Unified School District? Still not impressing me with its organizational and getting-things-done skills.