okay, I told my boss that he overpaid me and he said it's their policy to pay for every hour worked regardless of exempt/non-exempt status. That's crazy but I LOVE IT!
Anya, the Shopkeepers of America called. They wanted me to tell you that 'please go' just got replaced with 'have a nice day.'
Xander ,'Selfless'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
lisah - Sep 06, 2007 6:57:44 am PDT #8766 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
shrift - Sep 06, 2007 6:58:34 am PDT #8767 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
He once broke up with a woman because she answered her cell at a Flyers game. You two will get along fine.
Awesome. I have been known to punch people for trying to get me to do stupid cheers and making me miss goals at hockey games.
Daisy Jane - Sep 06, 2007 6:59:43 am PDT #8768 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I am having 2 teeth extracted in 2 1/2 hours. I need to stop googling, because my dentist told me it would be no big deal and I have a series of meetings tomorrow.
My last one wasn't bad. They knocked me all the way out, let me watch DVDs and gave me frozen yogurt after. I thought I was going to go straight back to work, but boss lady told Mr. Jane to take me home.
Tom Scola - Sep 06, 2007 7:01:50 am PDT #8769 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
When I had two teeth pulled, I made sure I got it done on a Friday, so that I would have all weekend to recover.
Frankenbuddha - Sep 06, 2007 7:02:38 am PDT #8770 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Hippo birdies, Nilly and flea!!!!
Yay from ambulatory Matilda (not quite up to waltzing yet, I'm sure).
hippocampus - Sep 06, 2007 7:05:46 am PDT #8771 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
Yom Hoolledet same'akh Nilly! Hope I'm not too late! ps - nice timing, the week before Rosh Hashanah - two weeks of good food!
My assistant is expecting a baby in April and starting already to worry about delivering near Passover. First grandchild, both sides, both Orthodox families... eiyiyi.
Happy birthday flea!
I'm toying with lj - if you see me out there, I'm (predictably) Sox... Or maybe not? um... (flail)
go Matilda & Dylan!
Jessica - Sep 06, 2007 7:06:26 am PDT #8772 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
I'm gonna say reptile. (Since he's an amphibian.)
One of these things is not like the other...
Trudy Booth - Sep 06, 2007 7:07:28 am PDT #8773 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Cons suffer from the same Buttless Chaps Guy problem gay pride parades do. You never remember the 25,000 reasonable people who have pants on. You remember the guy waking around exposing his hairy white asscheeks in the name of liberation.
Yeah, its never a guy with an ass so amazing that it deserves a little liberation.
When I had two teeth pulled, I made sure I got it done on a Friday, so that I would have all weekend to recover.
Nice way to ruin a weekend, man.
Otoh, Percocet... PARTAY AT SCOLA'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tommyrot - Sep 06, 2007 7:07:52 am PDT #8774 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
One of these things is not like the other...
I knew that! At one point, anyway.
Kathy A - Sep 06, 2007 7:12:21 am PDT #8775 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Daisy Jane, be careful around those coffee tables!! I once got up from my mom's couch and got dizzy and ended up falling onto her coffee table, shattering the glass top. Luckily, I wasn't cut, other than a few scrapes on my legs, but it really freaked me out.