You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Sep 06, 2007 7:07:52 am PDT #8774 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

One of these things is not like the other...

I knew that! At one point, anyway.


Kathy A - Sep 06, 2007 7:12:21 am PDT #8775 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Daisy Jane, be careful around those coffee tables!! I once got up from my mom's couch and got dizzy and ended up falling onto her coffee table, shattering the glass top. Luckily, I wasn't cut, other than a few scrapes on my legs, but it really freaked me out.


Sophia Brooks - Sep 06, 2007 7:19:25 am PDT #8776 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Thanks guy-

I have tomorrow off of work, but the theatre season is just starting up, and I am supposed to meet with the students all afternoon. Of course, since I take the bus, I probably could go all doped up!


Steph L. - Sep 06, 2007 7:19:36 am PDT #8777 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

There will be no dissing of the Dragon*Con!

I wasn't dissing it; I seriously didn't know that scantily clad women attended it. I mean, I knew there were tons of costumed people, but I was picturing, say, Superman and Darth Vader and Klingons and Mal Reynolds. Not a girl in bra and panties.

Perhaps my problem is that I don't know what fandom that is.


§ ita § - Sep 06, 2007 7:20:07 am PDT #8778 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Damn, DJ! I thought I was the only one falling stupidly! Good on Mr J for the attempted catch. I should get me one of those.

Alright. Today's long black skirt is this one, ungathered. Worn with a wide leather belt from Ann Taylor Loft (the skirt is too big, so I can only wear it with this belt) and a pink silk knit T-shirt.

Thanks for your attention.

Hmm. Guess I have to go in migrained, since this puppy isn't shifting.


aurelia - Sep 06, 2007 7:21:01 am PDT #8779 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Yom Hoolledet same'akh, Nilly!
Happy Birthday, flea!

I made cookies last night. Dark chocolate with cappucino chips. I'm very popular here at work today.

Got any left? I still have a spare ticket to The Producers for tonight.


Vortex - Sep 06, 2007 7:27:41 am PDT #8780 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Perhaps my problem is that I don't know what fandom that is.

It kind of evoked Clockwork Orange for me, but I thought that she would have done the eyelashes if so.


tommyrot - Sep 06, 2007 7:33:35 am PDT #8781 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

For those having a bad day, I bring you... a dog on a water slide! [link]

The water slide is pretty short. The dog keeps riding it over and over.

At the very end something kinda' funny happens.


Daisy Jane - Sep 06, 2007 7:34:12 am PDT #8782 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Cool skirt!

I fall or stupidly hurt myself all the time. I am Cass-like in my need for bubble wrap. And yet? I was dancing with our friend S last night who was flinging me all over the place and have nary a scratch from that.


juliana - Sep 06, 2007 7:37:59 am PDT #8783 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Yom Hoolledet same'akh, Nilly!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FLEA!!!

shirft, I am sorry people have been pissing all over things you like, and I'm sorry if I helped contribute to that pissing. Does the current MCR fandomplosion help amuse at all? (IS there one? I just kinda figured, what with GWay's marriage being confirmed....)

Daisy! No falling!!!

Aw, I'll miss Pavarotti.