Mal: And I never back down from a fight. Inara: Yes, you do! You do all the time!

'Shindig'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Sep 06, 2007 7:06:26 am PDT #8772 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I'm gonna say reptile. (Since he's an amphibian.)

One of these things is not like the other...


Trudy Booth - Sep 06, 2007 7:07:28 am PDT #8773 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Cons suffer from the same Buttless Chaps Guy problem gay pride parades do. You never remember the 25,000 reasonable people who have pants on. You remember the guy waking around exposing his hairy white asscheeks in the name of liberation.

Yeah, its never a guy with an ass so amazing that it deserves a little liberation.

When I had two teeth pulled, I made sure I got it done on a Friday, so that I would have all weekend to recover.

Nice way to ruin a weekend, man.

Otoh, Percocet... PARTAY AT SCOLA'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


tommyrot - Sep 06, 2007 7:07:52 am PDT #8774 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

One of these things is not like the other...

I knew that! At one point, anyway.


Kathy A - Sep 06, 2007 7:12:21 am PDT #8775 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Daisy Jane, be careful around those coffee tables!! I once got up from my mom's couch and got dizzy and ended up falling onto her coffee table, shattering the glass top. Luckily, I wasn't cut, other than a few scrapes on my legs, but it really freaked me out.


Sophia Brooks - Sep 06, 2007 7:19:25 am PDT #8776 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Thanks guy-

I have tomorrow off of work, but the theatre season is just starting up, and I am supposed to meet with the students all afternoon. Of course, since I take the bus, I probably could go all doped up!


Steph L. - Sep 06, 2007 7:19:36 am PDT #8777 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

There will be no dissing of the Dragon*Con!

I wasn't dissing it; I seriously didn't know that scantily clad women attended it. I mean, I knew there were tons of costumed people, but I was picturing, say, Superman and Darth Vader and Klingons and Mal Reynolds. Not a girl in bra and panties.

Perhaps my problem is that I don't know what fandom that is.


§ ita § - Sep 06, 2007 7:20:07 am PDT #8778 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Damn, DJ! I thought I was the only one falling stupidly! Good on Mr J for the attempted catch. I should get me one of those.

Alright. Today's long black skirt is this one, ungathered. Worn with a wide leather belt from Ann Taylor Loft (the skirt is too big, so I can only wear it with this belt) and a pink silk knit T-shirt.

Thanks for your attention.

Hmm. Guess I have to go in migrained, since this puppy isn't shifting.


aurelia - Sep 06, 2007 7:21:01 am PDT #8779 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Yom Hoolledet same'akh, Nilly!
Happy Birthday, flea!

I made cookies last night. Dark chocolate with cappucino chips. I'm very popular here at work today.

Got any left? I still have a spare ticket to The Producers for tonight.


Vortex - Sep 06, 2007 7:27:41 am PDT #8780 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Perhaps my problem is that I don't know what fandom that is.

It kind of evoked Clockwork Orange for me, but I thought that she would have done the eyelashes if so.


tommyrot - Sep 06, 2007 7:33:35 am PDT #8781 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

For those having a bad day, I bring you... a dog on a water slide! [link]

The water slide is pretty short. The dog keeps riding it over and over.

At the very end something kinda' funny happens.