Could just be a hoax, though. I fake some headaches, everyone gets used to poor helpless Spike. Then one day, no warning, I snap a spine, bend a head back, drain 'em dry. Brilliant.

Spike ,'Potential'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jul 29, 2007 3:00:31 pm PDT #852 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Lifted from holli's LJ: babies eating lemons.

I shouldn't laugh until I cry, but it's too late--I already did.


amych - Jul 29, 2007 3:13:57 pm PDT #853 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

The fact that there's a whole feed-baby-a-lemon-on-camera subculture is astounding. If hilarious.


Tom Scola - Jul 29, 2007 3:17:42 pm PDT #854 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Grapefruits work better: [link]


§ ita § - Jul 29, 2007 3:25:26 pm PDT #855 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, but grapefruits are gross.


JenP - Jul 29, 2007 3:25:50 pm PDT #856 of 10001

Oh, man, I so feel the pain of the grapefruit eating babies.

So. Transformers or Simpsons? I have about ten minutes to decide. Anyone? Help?


Tom Scola - Jul 29, 2007 3:26:34 pm PDT #857 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Simpsons.


JenP - Jul 29, 2007 3:33:36 pm PDT #858 of 10001

Simpsons it is! Thanks, Tom.

It's like having a magic eight ball in my computer. Awesome.


Zenkitty - Jul 29, 2007 3:47:55 pm PDT #859 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I am choking on an apple.


Laura - Jul 29, 2007 3:49:16 pm PDT #860 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

virtual Heimlich


Megan E. - Jul 29, 2007 3:56:56 pm PDT #861 of 10001

I loves grapefruit! It's only sour if you eat anything other than the pulp.