Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.

Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jul 29, 2007 3:00:31 pm PDT #852 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Lifted from holli's LJ: babies eating lemons.

I shouldn't laugh until I cry, but it's too late--I already did.


amych - Jul 29, 2007 3:13:57 pm PDT #853 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

The fact that there's a whole feed-baby-a-lemon-on-camera subculture is astounding. If hilarious.


Tom Scola - Jul 29, 2007 3:17:42 pm PDT #854 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Grapefruits work better: [link]


§ ita § - Jul 29, 2007 3:25:26 pm PDT #855 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, but grapefruits are gross.


JenP - Jul 29, 2007 3:25:50 pm PDT #856 of 10001

Oh, man, I so feel the pain of the grapefruit eating babies.

So. Transformers or Simpsons? I have about ten minutes to decide. Anyone? Help?


Tom Scola - Jul 29, 2007 3:26:34 pm PDT #857 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Simpsons.


JenP - Jul 29, 2007 3:33:36 pm PDT #858 of 10001

Simpsons it is! Thanks, Tom.

It's like having a magic eight ball in my computer. Awesome.


Zenkitty - Jul 29, 2007 3:47:55 pm PDT #859 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I am choking on an apple.


Laura - Jul 29, 2007 3:49:16 pm PDT #860 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

virtual Heimlich


Megan E. - Jul 29, 2007 3:56:56 pm PDT #861 of 10001

I loves grapefruit! It's only sour if you eat anything other than the pulp.