Everything looks good from here... Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land.' I think we should call it 'your grave!' Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die! Oh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!

Wash ,'Serenity'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jul 29, 2007 3:58:08 pm PDT #862 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's only sour if you eat anything other than the pulp.

And aren't a supertaster. I like lemons. Grapefruit isn't about sour--they're bitter too.

Gah! I can't find the charger for the battery of my small camera. How irritating.


Megan E. - Jul 29, 2007 3:59:54 pm PDT #863 of 10001

YGrapefruitMV


§ ita § - Jul 29, 2007 4:06:36 pm PDT #864 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Actually, I think it's YTongueMV.

And look! My charger was not only right where I left it, but I left it where it goes.

Note to self: reverse order of object searches.


Hil R. - Jul 29, 2007 4:07:11 pm PDT #865 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

And aren't a supertaster. I like lemons. Grapefruit isn't about sour--they're bitter too.

Huh -- I find lemons really bitter, but I like grapefruit. Only red grapefruit, though -- the yellow kind is bitter.


§ ita § - Jul 29, 2007 4:08:26 pm PDT #866 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm drinking extra sour lemonade right now, AIFG. Truly.

I need something to overbalance the sweet of the CI test cake.

Did I mention how fabulous a crumb it had? Like, amazing. Some of the best textured cake I've ever made. And I like to make the cakes.


ChiKat - Jul 29, 2007 4:08:37 pm PDT #867 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Grapefruit isn't about sour--they're bitter too.

Yes, yes they are. Not enough sugar in the world to combat that bitterness.


Zenkitty - Jul 29, 2007 4:08:56 pm PDT #868 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

My untimely death by apple has been averted by hanging my head upside down and coughing. Living alone is exciting.

I only like grapefruit if I smother that sucker in sugar. So, basically, I can't stand to eat them. ita, do they make your jaws hurt too?


§ ita § - Jul 29, 2007 4:15:36 pm PDT #869 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

do they make your jaws hurt too?

I pucker so hard my jaw muscles are trying to wrench my jaws out of socket.

It's just one of those foods that's not food to my tongue.

And you'll notice--the lemon babies tend to go back for more. That grapefruit kid? Fade to black.


DavidS - Jul 29, 2007 4:20:23 pm PDT #870 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hey ita! I found my favorite Michelle Yeoh fight scene on YouTube


Kat - Jul 29, 2007 4:21:09 pm PDT #871 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

The fact that there's a whole feed-baby-a-lemon-on-camera subculture is astounding. If hilarious

Seriously! I love it.

and you'll notice--the lemon babies tend to go back for more.

They are so persistent. It's fantastic.