Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Tom Scola - Jul 29, 2007 3:17:42 pm PDT #854 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Grapefruits work better: [link]


§ ita § - Jul 29, 2007 3:25:26 pm PDT #855 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, but grapefruits are gross.


JenP - Jul 29, 2007 3:25:50 pm PDT #856 of 10001

Oh, man, I so feel the pain of the grapefruit eating babies.

So. Transformers or Simpsons? I have about ten minutes to decide. Anyone? Help?


Tom Scola - Jul 29, 2007 3:26:34 pm PDT #857 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Simpsons.


JenP - Jul 29, 2007 3:33:36 pm PDT #858 of 10001

Simpsons it is! Thanks, Tom.

It's like having a magic eight ball in my computer. Awesome.


Zenkitty - Jul 29, 2007 3:47:55 pm PDT #859 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I am choking on an apple.


Laura - Jul 29, 2007 3:49:16 pm PDT #860 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

virtual Heimlich


Megan E. - Jul 29, 2007 3:56:56 pm PDT #861 of 10001

I loves grapefruit! It's only sour if you eat anything other than the pulp.


§ ita § - Jul 29, 2007 3:58:08 pm PDT #862 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's only sour if you eat anything other than the pulp.

And aren't a supertaster. I like lemons. Grapefruit isn't about sour--they're bitter too.

Gah! I can't find the charger for the battery of my small camera. How irritating.


Megan E. - Jul 29, 2007 3:59:54 pm PDT #863 of 10001

YGrapefruitMV