I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JenP - Jul 29, 2007 3:33:36 pm PDT #858 of 10001

Simpsons it is! Thanks, Tom.

It's like having a magic eight ball in my computer. Awesome.


Zenkitty - Jul 29, 2007 3:47:55 pm PDT #859 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I am choking on an apple.


Laura - Jul 29, 2007 3:49:16 pm PDT #860 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

virtual Heimlich


Megan E. - Jul 29, 2007 3:56:56 pm PDT #861 of 10001

I loves grapefruit! It's only sour if you eat anything other than the pulp.


§ ita § - Jul 29, 2007 3:58:08 pm PDT #862 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's only sour if you eat anything other than the pulp.

And aren't a supertaster. I like lemons. Grapefruit isn't about sour--they're bitter too.

Gah! I can't find the charger for the battery of my small camera. How irritating.


Megan E. - Jul 29, 2007 3:59:54 pm PDT #863 of 10001

YGrapefruitMV


§ ita § - Jul 29, 2007 4:06:36 pm PDT #864 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Actually, I think it's YTongueMV.

And look! My charger was not only right where I left it, but I left it where it goes.

Note to self: reverse order of object searches.


Hil R. - Jul 29, 2007 4:07:11 pm PDT #865 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

And aren't a supertaster. I like lemons. Grapefruit isn't about sour--they're bitter too.

Huh -- I find lemons really bitter, but I like grapefruit. Only red grapefruit, though -- the yellow kind is bitter.


§ ita § - Jul 29, 2007 4:08:26 pm PDT #866 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm drinking extra sour lemonade right now, AIFG. Truly.

I need something to overbalance the sweet of the CI test cake.

Did I mention how fabulous a crumb it had? Like, amazing. Some of the best textured cake I've ever made. And I like to make the cakes.


ChiKat - Jul 29, 2007 4:08:37 pm PDT #867 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Grapefruit isn't about sour--they're bitter too.

Yes, yes they are. Not enough sugar in the world to combat that bitterness.