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Angel: How're you feeling? Faith: Like I did mushrooms and got eaten by a bear.

'A Hole in the World'

Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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Trudy Booth - Aug 30, 2007 9:17:10 am PDT #7759 of 10001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

TSA's got nothin' on the FBI.

If you go outside you're not allowed back in. Unless you happen to know where the back door is and have the key (which most of us do). So, you know, I feel VERY safe that a bunch of secretaries and IP lawyers are breaking through the FBIs crack security.

brenda m - Aug 30, 2007 9:19:57 am PDT #7760 of 10001

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

TSA's common-sense approach

Must be a new thing for them.

tommyrot - Aug 30, 2007 9:21:44 am PDT #7761 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Must be a new thing for them.

Yeah. They sound so proud that they've mastered this new skill....

sarameg - Aug 30, 2007 9:22:04 am PDT #7762 of 10001

A. No. TSA's common-sense approach harmonizes with worldwide standards for lighters.

Bwahahaha. Yeah. Common sense. They really claiming that?

Jesse - Aug 30, 2007 9:23:39 am PDT #7763 of 10001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Also, not for nothing, but I have no idea what "worldwide standards for lighters" would be.

shrift - Aug 30, 2007 9:23:40 am PDT #7764 of 10001

"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

They really claiming that?

Copied and pasted directly from TSA.gov, dude!

tommyrot - Aug 30, 2007 9:24:45 am PDT #7765 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I have no idea what "worldwide standards for lighters" would be.

Worldwide Standards for Lighters FAQ:

Q: I can haz?

A: Yes.

beekaytee - Aug 30, 2007 9:54:26 am PDT #7766 of 10001

Compassionately intolerant

q-tips and peroxide are the earbombdiggity. I'm not sure I could survive a shower without them.

Also, a student in one of my recent classes suggested keeping a q-tip next to the phone...especially if you do customer service or have to deal with difficult people. The q-tip reminds here to Quit Taking It Personally.

Love that.

Daisy Jane - Aug 30, 2007 10:13:24 am PDT #7767 of 10001

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

A round of job-keeping-ma for everyone!

Sue - Aug 30, 2007 10:20:57 am PDT #7768 of 10001

hip deep in pie

A round of job-keeping-ma for everyone!

Seriously!

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