"I suspect that world peace and harmony would come about in weeks if people just got to put pandas on their laps every few months."
Has he met Michael Vick?
Hello? Gay now!
Willow ,'Showtime'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Allyson - Aug 29, 2007 8:15:16 am PDT #7506 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
shrift - Aug 29, 2007 8:24:16 am PDT #7507 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
There's nothing like the pervasive stench of burnt popcorn wafting over your cubicle walls and settling around your head like defanged mustard gas.
Dana - Aug 29, 2007 8:28:53 am PDT #7508 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Sorry, dude. I have a Twix.
flea - Aug 29, 2007 8:32:15 am PDT #7509 of 10001
information libertarian
Why is it that every time I try to make progress working on our web pages, it takes about half an hour for me to reach a state of existential despair? I think it's time for candy.
Also, I think I have developed allergies. Another one to chalk up to stoopid NC.
Daisy Jane - Aug 29, 2007 8:36:29 am PDT #7510 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
We're no lawyers ourselves, but didn't Tucker just confess to an actual crime on air?
Yes, yes he did. Premeditated even.
How much you want to bet if he hit on me in a bar and I tossed my drink at him I'd be a humorless bitch.
Utter jackass.
Steph L. - Aug 29, 2007 8:37:09 am PDT #7511 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
How do I heal my plantar fascitis? Owie.
The article that juliana linked probably says this (and in greater detail), but basically: stretchy stretchy stretchy.
shrift - Aug 29, 2007 8:41:21 am PDT #7512 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Sorry, dude. I have a Twix.
Burnt popcorn just sits there and REEKS FOREVER, like how you can still taste Cool Ranch Doritos in your mouth for days after you've consumed them.
It needs to be tomorrow so I can experience the hilarity of showing up to Dragon*Con in my fancy office clothes.
Jesse - Aug 29, 2007 8:49:26 am PDT #7513 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I just tried to sign up for some critical website, and was told my registration couldn't be completed until our organizational contact OKs it. Problem is, our "organizational contact" is my predecessor, so she's not getting that email.
Argh.
Ginger - Aug 29, 2007 8:49:50 am PDT #7514 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
How do I heal my plantar fascitis?
As people have said, the main thing is Achilles/calf stretches. Lots of them.
My best invention for short-term pain relief was to freeze a water bottle and then roll it with my foot.
The other thing that helped me were arch braces [link] I liked this one: [link]
I'm so sorry you've added another source of pain.
§ ita § - Aug 29, 2007 8:52:45 am PDT #7515 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I want a Twix now. Sometimes I crave the good-quality version junk food--a Twix with quality chocolate buttery good shortbread.
Need sleep.