Eggs. The living legend needs eggs. Or maybe another milk.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Aug 28, 2007 11:06:52 am PDT #7328 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It is, however, illegal to have sex with or proposition a prostitute, regardless of where the intended sex is to take place.

It's not illegal to have sex with a prostitute. It's illegal to pay someone for sex. I mean, presumably even prostitutes can have private sex lives, right?


Wolfram - Aug 28, 2007 11:10:30 am PDT #7329 of 10001
Visilurking

The end of dates is totally the worst part. My first date with Mrs. W. was on a Saturday night, and I was supposed to end it early and go skiing the next day. But we were having such an amazing time we couldn't figure out where the end point was supposed to be. I dropped her off at some ungodly hour, and yeah, I called the next day.


shrift - Aug 28, 2007 11:13:15 am PDT #7330 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Tell me a thing that made you happy recently.

Frank Iero putting a condom on his microphone with his mouth, and then sucking off his mic.

I am somewhat predictable.


Lee - Aug 28, 2007 11:14:16 am PDT #7331 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

has that been linked to, shrift? I somehow missed it.


juliana - Aug 28, 2007 11:15:18 am PDT #7332 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Frank Iero putting a condom on his microphone with his mouth, and then sucking off his mic.

WHERE IS THE PICSPAM, WOMAN????

ION, the Man at Burning Man got set on fire last night. A wee bit early. He is now Charred Man.


erikaj - Aug 28, 2007 11:16:39 am PDT #7333 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Scola, you're cute. I'm sure it went fine. If it wasn't for the continent between us, I'd want to take you out(or at least think about it)


Jesse - Aug 28, 2007 11:16:55 am PDT #7334 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I accidentally got kind of drunk on my first date with my last boyfriend/whatever, and had to rush off into a cab before it became really embarassingly obvious, which is like the opposite of Wolfram's tricky ending. (I accidentally got drunk since we met for a drink after work, not dinner, and then I ordered a cocktail, when I should have (a) had a snack beforehand, (b) ordered wine or beer, or (c) both! I know better now.)


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 28, 2007 11:18:07 am PDT #7335 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

My last date involved a combination of memorably intense halitosis, coy childish behavior, and pestering follow-ups that cemented my loathing for text messaging in general.


§ ita § - Aug 28, 2007 11:19:58 am PDT #7336 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My last for-sure date was with a guy who wrote Spam software. I don't remember who paid for the meal, but I hope it was him.

Really don't remember much else...and that was more than five years ago now.


erikaj - Aug 28, 2007 11:20:31 am PDT #7337 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

like: What R U Doing? Moments later: How about now? Like that?