has that been linked to, shrift? I somehow missed it.
Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.
Andrew ,'Damage'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Lee - Aug 28, 2007 11:14:16 am PDT #7331 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
juliana - Aug 28, 2007 11:15:18 am PDT #7332 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Frank Iero putting a condom on his microphone with his mouth, and then sucking off his mic.
WHERE IS THE PICSPAM, WOMAN????
ION, the Man at Burning Man got set on fire last night. A wee bit early. He is now Charred Man.
erikaj - Aug 28, 2007 11:16:39 am PDT #7333 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Scola, you're cute. I'm sure it went fine. If it wasn't for the continent between us, I'd want to take you out(or at least think about it)
Jesse - Aug 28, 2007 11:16:55 am PDT #7334 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I accidentally got kind of drunk on my first date with my last boyfriend/whatever, and had to rush off into a cab before it became really embarassingly obvious, which is like the opposite of Wolfram's tricky ending. (I accidentally got drunk since we met for a drink after work, not dinner, and then I ordered a cocktail, when I should have (a) had a snack beforehand, (b) ordered wine or beer, or (c) both! I know better now.)
Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 28, 2007 11:18:07 am PDT #7335 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
My last date involved a combination of memorably intense halitosis, coy childish behavior, and pestering follow-ups that cemented my loathing for text messaging in general.
§ ita § - Aug 28, 2007 11:19:58 am PDT #7336 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
My last for-sure date was with a guy who wrote Spam software. I don't remember who paid for the meal, but I hope it was him.
Really don't remember much else...and that was more than five years ago now.
erikaj - Aug 28, 2007 11:20:31 am PDT #7337 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
like: What R U Doing? Moments later: How about now? Like that?
Wolfram - Aug 28, 2007 11:22:13 am PDT #7338 of 10001
Visilurking
Of course my last date before Mrs. W. was a girl who was so unpleasant to be around, I had to make a quick judgment call as to how short a date can be cut without being rude (I guessed an hour and a half) and mentally counting down the minutes until I could take her home.
erikaj - Aug 28, 2007 11:22:15 am PDT #7339 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
ita, woman, you should have kicked him in the head for us. Plaguing us with spam.
hippocampus - Aug 28, 2007 11:25:08 am PDT #7340 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
it's not illegal for a man to have sex with a man
as long as they're not in Virginia...