has that been linked to, shrift? I somehow missed it.
If you want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot, tight little body and make me.
Spike ,'Get It Done'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Lee - Aug 28, 2007 11:14:16 am PDT #7331 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
juliana - Aug 28, 2007 11:15:18 am PDT #7332 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Frank Iero putting a condom on his microphone with his mouth, and then sucking off his mic.
WHERE IS THE PICSPAM, WOMAN????
ION, the Man at Burning Man got set on fire last night. A wee bit early. He is now Charred Man.
erikaj - Aug 28, 2007 11:16:39 am PDT #7333 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Scola, you're cute. I'm sure it went fine. If it wasn't for the continent between us, I'd want to take you out(or at least think about it)
Jesse - Aug 28, 2007 11:16:55 am PDT #7334 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I accidentally got kind of drunk on my first date with my last boyfriend/whatever, and had to rush off into a cab before it became really embarassingly obvious, which is like the opposite of Wolfram's tricky ending. (I accidentally got drunk since we met for a drink after work, not dinner, and then I ordered a cocktail, when I should have (a) had a snack beforehand, (b) ordered wine or beer, or (c) both! I know better now.)
Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 28, 2007 11:18:07 am PDT #7335 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
My last date involved a combination of memorably intense halitosis, coy childish behavior, and pestering follow-ups that cemented my loathing for text messaging in general.
§ ita § - Aug 28, 2007 11:19:58 am PDT #7336 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
My last for-sure date was with a guy who wrote Spam software. I don't remember who paid for the meal, but I hope it was him.
Really don't remember much else...and that was more than five years ago now.
erikaj - Aug 28, 2007 11:20:31 am PDT #7337 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
like: What R U Doing? Moments later: How about now? Like that?
Wolfram - Aug 28, 2007 11:22:13 am PDT #7338 of 10001
Visilurking
Of course my last date before Mrs. W. was a girl who was so unpleasant to be around, I had to make a quick judgment call as to how short a date can be cut without being rude (I guessed an hour and a half) and mentally counting down the minutes until I could take her home.
erikaj - Aug 28, 2007 11:22:15 am PDT #7339 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
ita, woman, you should have kicked him in the head for us. Plaguing us with spam.
hippocampus - Aug 28, 2007 11:25:08 am PDT #7340 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
it's not illegal for a man to have sex with a man
as long as they're not in Virginia...