Of course my last date before Mrs. W. was a girl who was so unpleasant to be around, I had to make a quick judgment call as to how short a date can be cut without being rude (I guessed an hour and a half) and mentally counting down the minutes until I could take her home.
Sooner or later, you're gonna want it. And the second — the second — that happens, you know I'll be there. I'll slip in, have myself a real good day.
Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Wolfram - Aug 28, 2007 11:22:13 am PDT #7338 of 10001
Visilurking
erikaj - Aug 28, 2007 11:22:15 am PDT #7339 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
ita, woman, you should have kicked him in the head for us. Plaguing us with spam.
hippocampus - Aug 28, 2007 11:25:08 am PDT #7340 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
it's not illegal for a man to have sex with a man
as long as they're not in Virginia...
Ginger - Aug 28, 2007 11:25:47 am PDT #7341 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
as long as they're not in Virginia...
Or Georgia.
shrift - Aug 28, 2007 11:25:55 am PDT #7342 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
has that been linked to, shrift?
No, I was waiting for the internets to pony up the good pictures and video.
Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 28, 2007 11:30:50 am PDT #7343 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
like: What R U Doing? Moments later: How about now? Like that?
Basically. Sadly I deleted the horde of text messages off my cell and cannot provide an accurate transcript, but it went something like:
TEXT MESSAGE 1: Hi.
TEXT MESSAGE 2: Whatcha doin'?. [This is where I began mentally inserting the tone of a coquettish 14 year-old girl]
TEXT MESSAGE 3: I'm bored .
TEXT MESSAGE 4: Just thought I'd check in. [By this point it's maybe 3 hours after the end of our date.]
Lather, rinse, repeat.
§ ita § - Aug 28, 2007 11:36:38 am PDT #7344 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
how short a date can be cut without being rude (I guessed an hour and a half)
Depends on what you were doing. I mean, if it's a movie I wouldn't leave before it ended, but I'd certainly eat faster and make a break for it after the bill was settled if it were a dinner date.
erika--his PoV was that "someone's going to do it--might as well be me." Not that attractive an ethos.
Asexuality as a sexual orientation. Man, that fits so well into my lifestyle. Just not in a good way.
sarameg - Aug 28, 2007 11:38:40 am PDT #7345 of 10001
In the middle of discussing a build, it struck me that the phrasing we use to describe the steps is absolutely filthy when taken out of context. You don't even have to try hard.
Unfortunately, I'm going to be discussing a lot of builds in the future.
erikaj - Aug 28, 2007 11:38:46 am PDT #7346 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
How boring... Sorry to hear that. (Matt's date: No wonder you're bored, if that's what your thoughts sound like. Also, needy much?)
§ ita § - Aug 28, 2007 11:42:57 am PDT #7347 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Speaking of filthy, I just bumped into the Taffy Tickler vibrator online.
No, I'm not at work, thanks for asking. That thing looks...interesting.