Oh! Mac's song about the spider reminds me of one that always makes me laugh and laugh. My friend Nick's mom apparnetly would sing to him when he was little (and this probably tells us why he is twisted today)
I'm a little teapot
short and stout
Here is my handle
(making handle with arm)
Here is my other handle
(making handle with other arm)
I LIED! I'M A SUGARBOWL!
I usually sing "I'm a Little Teapot" to Noah as I'm a Little Milk Dud.
I LIED! I'M A SUGARBOWL!
Ha! That makes me laugh and laugh. Totally going to use it on the next kid I can.
I swear, parents doing things like that--they should help pay for therapy.
Googling has just reinforced my suspicion that these magnesium supplements I'm taking are fucking with my stomach. Grr.
I've spent time the past couple days reading the Something Awful forums. Their software does some phrase switching--"fuck" seems to be replaced by "gently caress." What gets confusing is that some verb is being replaced by "loving" and I can't work out which--"screw," maybe? No--I think "screwed" is changed to "hosed." "Ass" becomes "rear end" and I'm also not sure what is changed to "top hat." Oh, and "shit" is "poo poo." So you end up with things like:
Seriously, why the gently caress do girls do that? This sort of vindictive "I WILL KILL YOU BECAUSE YOUR HAVENT TRIED TO KILL ME YET!" attitude really takes a poo poo on ones self esteem.
Ignore the topic--I just got caught up in reading about tons of people I don't know and how their relationships ended.
I LIED! I'M A SUGARBOWL!
The version of that my dad taught me was "Goddamit. I'm a sugarbowl." Yes, that was the version I sang to my kindergarten class.
I LIED! I'M A SUGARBOWL!
That's hilarious! I'll have to remember that one.
Check this out--it's the website for a jeweler whose booth I walked by at the gem and jewelry show on Friday. They have really gorgeous and striking pieces. Too bad I can't afford anything there right now!
Speaking of pretty things to buy: these boots are sugar.
Which ones are you looking at, ita?
Those Tula boots look cool!
What is it with cats and boxes?