Was his name Idiot?
Every nightmare I have that doesn't revolve around academic failure or public nudity is about that thing. In fact, once I dreamt that it attacked me while I was late for a test and naked.
Willow ,'The Killer In Me'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Zenkitty - Aug 26, 2007 2:55:27 pm PDT #6914 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Ginger - Aug 26, 2007 3:03:41 pm PDT #6915 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
It was pretty close to becoming "the late Idiot."
Vortex - Aug 26, 2007 3:04:56 pm PDT #6916 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
surely a top candidate for the Darwin Awards. or whatever they call the ones that should have killed the person, but they were lucky
tommyrot - Aug 26, 2007 5:02:25 pm PDT #6917 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
An awesome work of art, Signifier and Signified
eta: Another by the same artist: Two Warriors Come Out of the Sky It made me laugh....
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DavidS - Aug 26, 2007 5:04:54 pm PDT #6918 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
An awesome work of art, Signifier and Signified
Heh.
I was watching the Little League World Series today. It was still tied and in extra innings when I had to leave for Deb's house.
Came back and turned on the Tivo and I had only asked for a half hour extra (for a live event). And it went down to the last minute of my TiVo coverage when Georgia hit a walkoff homerun in the 8th to clinch it.
Phew. Then the Georgia boys went and hugged the sobbing Japanese boys and I got a little verklempt.
Trudy Booth - Aug 26, 2007 5:05:11 pm PDT #6919 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
And discovered that one friend has become a 9/11 conspiracy theorist. Into total tin-hat territory: that the towers were brought down by demolition, that the planes weren't commercial airliners and the passengers were taken elsewhere, that it was all arranged by the Bush administration.
Pfft. As if the Bush administration would have gone to the trouble to get other planes and take the passengers elsewhere.
SuziQ - Aug 26, 2007 5:19:18 pm PDT #6920 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Then the Georgia boys went and hugged the sobbing Japanese boys and I got a little verklempt.
It had that affect. My family gave me grief for tearing up at that. Those kids played an amazing game.
meara - Aug 26, 2007 5:58:38 pm PDT #6921 of 10001
Oh! Mac's song about the spider reminds me of one that always makes me laugh and laugh. My friend Nick's mom apparnetly would sing to him when he was little (and this probably tells us why he is twisted today)
I'm a little teapot short and stout Here is my handle (making handle with arm) Here is my other handle (making handle with other arm)
I LIED! I'M A SUGARBOWL!
Kat - Aug 26, 2007 6:04:00 pm PDT #6922 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
I usually sing "I'm a Little Teapot" to Noah as I'm a Little Milk Dud.
JenP - Aug 26, 2007 6:07:41 pm PDT #6923 of 10001
I LIED! I'M A SUGARBOWL!
Ha! That makes me laugh and laugh. Totally going to use it on the next kid I can.