Mal ,'Shindig'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jess, dude! At last there's a use for that bottle of vermouth that's been through four of the hub's house-moves!
(srsly - at our last party, we were joking about how vermouth comes out every time and nobody has a martini. I was joking about it being S's dowry, and his BFF was all, "no, it was from the apartment before that... actually, the one before that ...")
Or you could just drink more martinis...
(The vermouth/wine substitution idea came from CI/ATK, naturally. They're so smart.)
I just looked for and found my father's LinkedIn profile. WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS?
(I mean, it's not like it's myspace, but I'm still sitting here thinking "is it weird to send a Friend request to dad? and will he respond with 'you should call home more'...?")
(Now that I think about it, this may militate for more martinis)
Within two seconds, I collapsed to the floor, unable to breathe or indeed do anything except feel intense pain. The ambulance arrived. The police arrived. The journey to the hospital. The attempt to explain to baffled ER staff how something like this could happen. Then I passed out.
I woke up the next morning connected to beeping machines. It turns out that, in accordance with popular belief, you really should not drink liquid nitrogen.
...
I was badly burned from epiglottis to stomach bottom. The gas expanded to fill my chest cavity, and the pressure collapsed a lung. After what I'm told was a grueling all-night surgery, they removed part of my stomach and ran my entire digestive system on a machine. I was on a breather for a day until my lung was restored. There are a few considerably uglier details which I will spare you.
Was his name Fargo?
Was his name Idiot?
It was pretty close to becoming "the late Idiot."
surely a top candidate for the Darwin Awards. or whatever they call the ones that should have killed the person, but they were lucky
An awesome work of art, Signifier and Signified
eta: Another by the same artist: Two Warriors Come Out of the Sky It made me laugh....
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An awesome work of art, Signifier and Signified
Heh.
I was watching the Little League World Series today. It was still tied and in extra innings when I had to leave for Deb's house.
Came back and turned on the Tivo and I had only asked for a half hour extra (for a live event). And it went down to the last minute of my TiVo coverage when Georgia hit a walkoff homerun in the 8th to clinch it.
Phew. Then the Georgia boys went and hugged the sobbing Japanese boys and I got a little verklempt.