Reynolds, I'm a dangerous-minded man on a ship loaded with hurt. Now, why you got me chatting with your peons?

Womack ,'The Message'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 23, 2007 7:41:06 am PDT #6371 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Heh. We just saw Sideshow Bob the other night

I just hope he doesn't take him as role model (except perhaps the Gilbert & Sullivan fixation). I would guess Bob would be too much the loser to inspire Emmett.


DavidS - Aug 23, 2007 7:41:54 am PDT #6372 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I would guess Bob would be too much the loser to inspire Emmett.

Emmett's laugh is so much like Bart's laugh it's a little unnerving.


bon bon - Aug 23, 2007 7:41:59 am PDT #6373 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Pretty awesome takedown of a "these kids today!" article.


Jesse - Aug 23, 2007 7:44:44 am PDT #6374 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

There's related hilarity on Gawker as well: [link]

We knew him when!


Nilly - Aug 23, 2007 7:52:06 am PDT #6375 of 10001
Swouncing

Emmett's laugh is so much like Bart's laugh it's a little unnerving.

It'll only be unnerving if you lose all your hair, change jobs, drop about a 100 IQ points, if JZ suddenly starts to wear her hair tall and blue, and if a girl suddenly appears and claims to be Matilda's older sister.


Ailleann - Aug 23, 2007 7:59:41 am PDT #6376 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Imagining wee Matilda as Maggie will amuse me for a very large portion of the day.


JZ - Aug 23, 2007 8:05:45 am PDT #6377 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Imagining wee Matilda as Maggie will amuse me for a very large portion of the day.

The wide-eyed owlish stare while vigorously sucking on her pacifier? She's got that down pat.


DavidS - Aug 23, 2007 8:08:11 am PDT #6378 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Weekly World News is dead!

Slate notes: The Los Angeles Times prints an essay by WWN writer Mark Miller, full of bittersweet dish. He writes that he was initially "confused about whether I was supposed to write true offbeat news, general satire or complete fabrication. So I asked. The response was loud and clear: 'complete fabrication.' "


Cashmere - Aug 23, 2007 8:16:49 am PDT #6379 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Weekly World News is dead!

Memorial donations can be sent to a fund set up for Bat Boy's education.


Lee - Aug 23, 2007 8:26:30 am PDT #6380 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

So what are people having/did they have for lunch?

Not that I am avoiding work or anything.