Emmett's laugh is so much like Bart's laugh it's a little unnerving.
It'll only be unnerving if you lose all your hair, change jobs, drop about a 100 IQ points, if JZ suddenly starts to wear her hair tall and blue, and if a girl suddenly appears and claims to be Matilda's older sister.
Imagining wee Matilda as Maggie will amuse me for a very large portion of the day.
Imagining wee Matilda as Maggie will amuse me for a very large portion of the day.
The wide-eyed owlish stare while vigorously sucking on her pacifier? She's got that down pat.
Weekly World News is dead!
Slate notes: The Los Angeles Times prints an essay by WWN writer Mark Miller, full of bittersweet dish. He writes that he was initially "confused about whether I was supposed to write true offbeat news, general satire or complete fabrication. So I asked. The response was loud and clear: 'complete fabrication.' "
Weekly World News is dead!
Memorial donations can be sent to a fund set up for Bat Boy's education.
So what are people having/did they have for lunch?
Not that I am avoiding work or anything.
I brought leftover pasta e fagioli that I cooked on Tuesday. But it turned out kinda bland, and I just saw that today is sweet potato fries day in the cafeteria, so...
(Also not avoiding work, not me, no never)
I've had: Wild blueberries, hummus and pita, and lentils and rice.
I had a buffalo chicken sandwich, which was a little sweet and gloppy, but generally good.
Then I had to tell my minion that, of three possible conferences, she has to go to the one with the least-exciting location and the least-preferred other coworkers going. (Including our crazy boss.) Ah well. I guess that's what you get for beeing the n00b.
Weekly World News is dead!
sighs sadly
I always wanted to work for them.