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Funny thing about black and white. You mix it together and you get gray. And it doesn't matter how much white you try and put back in, you're never gonna get anything but gray.

Lilah ,'Destiny'

Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns

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Nilly - Aug 23, 2007 7:52:06 am PDT #6375 of 10001

Swouncing

Emmett's laugh is so much like Bart's laugh it's a little unnerving.

It'll only be unnerving if you lose all your hair, change jobs, drop about a 100 IQ points, if JZ suddenly starts to wear her hair tall and blue, and if a girl suddenly appears and claims to be Matilda's older sister.

Ailleann - Aug 23, 2007 7:59:41 am PDT #6376 of 10001

vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Imagining wee Matilda as Maggie will amuse me for a very large portion of the day.

JZ - Aug 23, 2007 8:05:45 am PDT #6377 of 10001

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Imagining wee Matilda as Maggie will amuse me for a very large portion of the day.

The wide-eyed owlish stare while vigorously sucking on her pacifier? She's got that down pat.

DavidS - Aug 23, 2007 8:08:11 am PDT #6378 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Weekly World News is dead!

Slate notes: The Los Angeles Times prints an essay by WWN writer Mark Miller, full of bittersweet dish. He writes that he was initially "confused about whether I was supposed to write true offbeat news, general satire or complete fabrication. So I asked. The response was loud and clear: 'complete fabrication.' "

Cashmere - Aug 23, 2007 8:16:49 am PDT #6379 of 10001

Now tagless for your comfort.

Weekly World News is dead!

Memorial donations can be sent to a fund set up for Bat Boy's education.

Lee - Aug 23, 2007 8:26:30 am PDT #6380 of 10001

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

So what are people having/did they have for lunch?

Not that I am avoiding work or anything.

Susan W. - Aug 23, 2007 8:27:50 am PDT #6381 of 10001

Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

I brought leftover pasta e fagioli that I cooked on Tuesday. But it turned out kinda bland, and I just saw that today is sweet potato fries day in the cafeteria, so...

(Also not avoiding work, not me, no never)

Sue - Aug 23, 2007 8:28:22 am PDT #6382 of 10001

hip deep in pie

I've had: Wild blueberries, hummus and pita, and lentils and rice.

Jesse - Aug 23, 2007 8:29:05 am PDT #6383 of 10001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I had a buffalo chicken sandwich, which was a little sweet and gloppy, but generally good.

Then I had to tell my minion that, of three possible conferences, she has to go to the one with the least-exciting location and the least-preferred other coworkers going. (Including our crazy boss.) Ah well. I guess that's what you get for beeing the n00b.

Atropa - Aug 23, 2007 8:31:12 am PDT #6384 of 10001

The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Weekly World News is dead!

sighs sadly

I always wanted to work for them.

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