Pretty awesome takedown of a "these kids today!" article.
We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
bon bon - Aug 23, 2007 7:41:59 am PDT #6373 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Jesse - Aug 23, 2007 7:44:44 am PDT #6374 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Nilly - Aug 23, 2007 7:52:06 am PDT #6375 of 10001
Swouncing
Emmett's laugh is so much like Bart's laugh it's a little unnerving.
It'll only be unnerving if you lose all your hair, change jobs, drop about a 100 IQ points, if JZ suddenly starts to wear her hair tall and blue, and if a girl suddenly appears and claims to be Matilda's older sister.
Ailleann - Aug 23, 2007 7:59:41 am PDT #6376 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Imagining wee Matilda as Maggie will amuse me for a very large portion of the day.
JZ - Aug 23, 2007 8:05:45 am PDT #6377 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Imagining wee Matilda as Maggie will amuse me for a very large portion of the day.
The wide-eyed owlish stare while vigorously sucking on her pacifier? She's got that down pat.
DavidS - Aug 23, 2007 8:08:11 am PDT #6378 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Weekly World News is dead!
Slate notes: The Los Angeles Times prints an essay by WWN writer Mark Miller, full of bittersweet dish. He writes that he was initially "confused about whether I was supposed to write true offbeat news, general satire or complete fabrication. So I asked. The response was loud and clear: 'complete fabrication.' "
Cashmere - Aug 23, 2007 8:16:49 am PDT #6379 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Weekly World News is dead!
Memorial donations can be sent to a fund set up for Bat Boy's education.
Lee - Aug 23, 2007 8:26:30 am PDT #6380 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
So what are people having/did they have for lunch?
Not that I am avoiding work or anything.
Susan W. - Aug 23, 2007 8:27:50 am PDT #6381 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
I brought leftover pasta e fagioli that I cooked on Tuesday. But it turned out kinda bland, and I just saw that today is sweet potato fries day in the cafeteria, so...
(Also not avoiding work, not me, no never)
Sue - Aug 23, 2007 8:28:22 am PDT #6382 of 10001
hip deep in pie
I've had: Wild blueberries, hummus and pita, and lentils and rice.