Giant Dutch Legoman CRUSHES YOUR HEAD!
This is our slogan. Perhaps even our way of life. Headcrushing.
Do you know what else has blood in it? Blood.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Aug 09, 2007 2:31:28 pm PDT #3683 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Jessica - Aug 09, 2007 2:32:07 pm PDT #3684 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Seriously. Never Shake a Baby.
Can't....stop....laughing...
Sean K - Aug 09, 2007 2:45:43 pm PDT #3685 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Seriously. Never Shake a Baby.
Can't....stop....laughing...
(Also, Black Flag is never getting back together)
amych - Aug 09, 2007 2:49:21 pm PDT #3686 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Also, Black Flag is never getting back together
You're making me make too much cry cry all the time.
Kathy A - Aug 09, 2007 2:50:13 pm PDT #3687 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I was just getting ready to leave work for home, and decided to make a quick peek at my checking account balance. There are two debits on my checking account for $57 each that are for a web-hosting company. I do not have a website, and have never dealt with these people in my life! I called the phone number on the entry to verify that I don't owe these people a dime, and then called my bank to report fraud. But, I have to wait until the entries go from "pending" to final before I can file a claim. Now, I'm terrified that someone has my account info and is looking to fuck up my credit history. Damnit.
Vortex - Aug 09, 2007 3:04:54 pm PDT #3688 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
call the credit bureaus right away.
Jesse - Aug 09, 2007 3:13:17 pm PDT #3689 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Yeah, you can at least get copies of your credit reports ASAP. It's a pain in the ass, but easy enough to get fraud off, IME.
Pix - Aug 09, 2007 3:25:34 pm PDT #3690 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
Kathy, what they said. Call the credit agencies and set up a fraud alert. I had to do that recently because some jerk at one of the companies that creates checks sold my information.
Okay, that's hysterical! But what's even better? The comments. There are several very offended commenters. BWAH!
Oh I know. Satire, people, SATIRE! It's like Jonathan Swift all over again!
tommyrot - Aug 09, 2007 3:27:16 pm PDT #3691 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Giant Dutch Legoman
Can I be in the band? I'll play French horn. Wait - too boring. How about electronic French horn MIDI controller, used to control synth with sampled car-backfires?
Pix - Aug 09, 2007 3:28:53 pm PDT #3692 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
I'll play the etch-a-sketch.