My new band shall be called: Giant Dutch Legoman, and our debut shall be titled No Real Than You Are.
I wish to be in this band. I will play (among other instruments) imaginary slap bass, and kazoo.
And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.
Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sean K - Aug 09, 2007 2:08:58 pm PDT #3673 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Daisy Jane - Aug 09, 2007 2:12:41 pm PDT #3674 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Can I be your backup interpretive dancer?
DavidS - Aug 09, 2007 2:15:55 pm PDT #3675 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I love this band already!
I have kazoo, imaginary slap bass and interpretive dancer.
If I could only get sumi on glockenspiel...
flea - Aug 09, 2007 2:20:56 pm PDT #3676 of 10001
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No, Dillo has to play the kazoo! He can, you know. He is doing it right now, with great glee.
Casper shall play the dog xylophone and octopus horn ( [link] )
DavidS - Aug 09, 2007 2:24:23 pm PDT #3677 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Sean, you will either have to coordinate an entire kazoo section with Dillo, or really impress me on the imaginary slap bass.
Octopus horn! Exactly what we needed.
Giant Dutch Legoman rocks! Or occasionally ploinks.
Sean K - Aug 09, 2007 2:24:27 pm PDT #3678 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
No, Dillo has to play the kazoo!
We'll be part of the three piece kazoo section. Dillo can be first chair.
DavidS - Aug 09, 2007 2:24:50 pm PDT #3679 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
We'll be part of the three piece kazoo section. Dillo can be first chair.
Glad we sorted that out.
Sean K - Aug 09, 2007 2:24:58 pm PDT #3680 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
HA! Kazoo section x-post! Great minds think alike, Hec.
ChiKat - Aug 09, 2007 2:25:22 pm PDT #3681 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Please tell me someone has posted the faux hospital video on not shaking babies?
Okay, that's hysterical! But what's even better? The comments. There are several very offended commenters. BWAH!
amych - Aug 09, 2007 2:27:27 pm PDT #3682 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Giant Dutch Legoman rocks!
Giant Dutch Legoman CRUSHES YOUR HEAD!