Reynolds, I'm a dangerous-minded man on a ship loaded with hurt. Now, why you got me chatting with your peons?

Womack ,'The Message'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Lee - Jul 26, 2007 9:49:39 am PDT #361 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Not that she's as talented as he is, but people still hire Robert Downey Jr.


Atropa - Jul 26, 2007 9:50:51 am PDT #362 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

ectoplasmosis is my new favorite blog.

I like it, but I have to get past my knee-jerk eye-rolling, because I've known one of the contributors since she was 14, and spent a couple of years wanting to lock her in a box with no digital camera and no internet. (She was suffering from a pretty fierce case of "I Am An Interweb Model!!1" for a while, and it got tiresome.)

But in her defense, she's grown up into a pretty interesting person. But she's the #1 example of why I am grateful that LJ was not around when I was in my late teens/early 20s.


bon bon - Jul 26, 2007 9:54:49 am PDT #363 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Re: Lohan/Downey: Lohan has talent, but she's no Winehouse. Rachel McAdams could do everything that Lohan could do, while remaining quietly in Toronto, not chasing people down in her car, and dating the other best Canadian Hollywood star her age.

Downey gets work but no one's insuring him to star in a movie. Lohan might be insurable in a replaceable role, but not carrying a movie.


brenda m - Jul 26, 2007 9:56:17 am PDT #364 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Who would hire her at this point? Is she even insurable?

She's got a new movie coming out this weekend.


Allyson - Jul 26, 2007 9:56:23 am PDT #365 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

mommy people, noah ate half of what i'm supposed to feed him, and i've been trying to burp him, but he instead farted and passed out.

gas is gas, right?


Tom Scola - Jul 26, 2007 9:56:28 am PDT #366 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Downey gets work but no one's insuring him to star in a movie.

He's the lead in Iron Man.


Aims - Jul 26, 2007 9:58:48 am PDT #367 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

gas is gas, right?

Yeah, pretty much. If he's asleep and not showing any discomfort, I think he's fine. Em was really hard to get a burp out of sometimes and didn't always eat consistently. If he's not screaming or showing any signs of distress and his butt's dry, he's probably fine. He might wake up and want to eat some more.


Allyson - Jul 26, 2007 10:00:44 am PDT #368 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

poopy diaper was changed right before he ate. at least it was the bottle w/his medicine in it


Connie Neil - Jul 26, 2007 10:00:49 am PDT #369 of 10001
brillig

connie, please tell us the phone call ended when you put your hand through the receiver and strangled the caller long-distance.

Did I mention they didn't bother to do a data backup before all this?

"OK, put us back the way we were and tell us how to do what we want."

"Hire Tasmanian devils to eat your face--no, wait, that was my fantasy, never mind."


bon bon - Jul 26, 2007 10:08:06 am PDT #370 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

He's the lead in Iron Man.

Fair enough.