Re: Lohan/Downey: Lohan has talent, but she's no Winehouse. Rachel McAdams could do everything that Lohan could do, while remaining quietly in Toronto, not chasing people down in her car, and dating the other best Canadian Hollywood star her age.

Downey gets work but no one's insuring him to star in a movie. Lohan might be insurable in a replaceable role, but not carrying a movie.

Who would hire her at this point? Is she even insurable?

She's got a new movie coming out this weekend.

mommy people, noah ate half of what i'm supposed to feed him, and i've been trying to burp him, but he instead farted and passed out.

gas is gas, right?

Downey gets work but no one's insuring him to star in a movie.

He's the lead in Iron Man.

gas is gas, right?

Yeah, pretty much. If he's asleep and not showing any discomfort, I think he's fine. Em was really hard to get a burp out of sometimes and didn't always eat consistently. If he's not screaming or showing any signs of distress and his butt's dry, he's probably fine. He might wake up and want to eat some more.

poopy diaper was changed right before he ate. at least it was the bottle w/his medicine in it

connie, please tell us the phone call ended when you put your hand through the receiver and strangled the caller long-distance.

Did I mention they didn't bother to do a data backup before all this?

"OK, put us back the way we were and tell us how to do what we want."

"Hire Tasmanian devils to eat your face--no, wait, that was my fantasy, never mind."

He's the lead in Iron Man.

Fair enough.

Am so nervous. noah has a bunch of wires hanging off him and i dont like putting him down because this way i can feel him breathe.

I cant understand why we cant hook him up to the wireless router.

Sweetie, you're doing fine. The machines will ping if something goes wrong, although I definitely get the wanting to feel them breathe thing. Do what's most comfortable for you. Your comfy, he'll be comfy.