He's the lead in Iron Man.
Fair enough.
If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
bon bon - Jul 26, 2007 10:08:06 am PDT #370 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Allyson - Jul 26, 2007 10:13:47 am PDT #371 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Am so nervous. noah has a bunch of wires hanging off him and i dont like putting him down because this way i can feel him breathe.
I cant understand why we cant hook him up to the wireless router.
Aims - Jul 26, 2007 10:15:34 am PDT #372 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Sweetie, you're doing fine. The machines will ping if something goes wrong, although I definitely get the wanting to feel them breathe thing. Do what's most comfortable for you. Your comfy, he'll be comfy.
Vortex - Jul 26, 2007 10:17:21 am PDT #373 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Okay, I'm on a conference call. I have it on speaker, with the mute button pressed (okay, so that's mostly so I can type without being noticed). Why is there someone BREATHING into the phone so that we all hear it?
Lee - Jul 26, 2007 10:17:21 am PDT #374 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
What Aimee said.
Stephanie - Jul 26, 2007 10:18:16 am PDT #375 of 10001
Trust my rage
Plus, I know you probably want to put him down at some point, but holding babies is good for them.
I was going to say something earlier about how we had to wake Ellie up when she was very small to feed her, but then I remembered that Noah is a big boy now!
Jesse - Jul 26, 2007 10:18:49 am PDT #376 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Who would hire her at this point? Is she even insurable?
Maybe not this year, but if she could get her shit together maybe by the time she's 25!!
Jesse - Jul 26, 2007 10:21:13 am PDT #377 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Note: I don't know why I'm so obsessed with the save-ability of La Lohan.
sarameg - Jul 26, 2007 10:21:45 am PDT #378 of 10001
I cant understand why we cant hook him up to the wireless router.
I love this idea. It's also making me laugh, possibly because I'm a little punchy.
It's usual to be nervous. At least, I think so. No matter the age of the kid, the first time I take care of them, I'm usually a wee bit hypersensitive to everything. It's partly getting to know them, what's normal, what's not and why are they making that face?!!!
Toddson - Jul 26, 2007 10:21:55 am PDT #379 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Vortex, maybe an obscene caller who's into efficiency? several calls all at once?