mommy people, noah ate half of what i'm supposed to feed him, and i've been trying to burp him, but he instead farted and passed out.
gas is gas, right?
Buffy: Synchronized slaying. Faith: New Olympic category?
'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Allyson - Jul 26, 2007 9:56:23 am PDT #365 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Tom Scola - Jul 26, 2007 9:56:28 am PDT #366 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
Downey gets work but no one's insuring him to star in a movie.
He's the lead in Iron Man.
Aims - Jul 26, 2007 9:58:48 am PDT #367 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
gas is gas, right?
Yeah, pretty much. If he's asleep and not showing any discomfort, I think he's fine. Em was really hard to get a burp out of sometimes and didn't always eat consistently. If he's not screaming or showing any signs of distress and his butt's dry, he's probably fine. He might wake up and want to eat some more.
Allyson - Jul 26, 2007 10:00:44 am PDT #368 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
poopy diaper was changed right before he ate. at least it was the bottle w/his medicine in it
Connie Neil - Jul 26, 2007 10:00:49 am PDT #369 of 10001
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connie, please tell us the phone call ended when you put your hand through the receiver and strangled the caller long-distance.
Did I mention they didn't bother to do a data backup before all this?
"OK, put us back the way we were and tell us how to do what we want."
"Hire Tasmanian devils to eat your face--no, wait, that was my fantasy, never mind."
bon bon - Jul 26, 2007 10:08:06 am PDT #370 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
He's the lead in Iron Man.
Fair enough.
Allyson - Jul 26, 2007 10:13:47 am PDT #371 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Am so nervous. noah has a bunch of wires hanging off him and i dont like putting him down because this way i can feel him breathe.
I cant understand why we cant hook him up to the wireless router.
Aims - Jul 26, 2007 10:15:34 am PDT #372 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Sweetie, you're doing fine. The machines will ping if something goes wrong, although I definitely get the wanting to feel them breathe thing. Do what's most comfortable for you. Your comfy, he'll be comfy.
Vortex - Jul 26, 2007 10:17:21 am PDT #373 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Okay, I'm on a conference call. I have it on speaker, with the mute button pressed (okay, so that's mostly so I can type without being noticed). Why is there someone BREATHING into the phone so that we all hear it?
Lee - Jul 26, 2007 10:17:21 am PDT #374 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
What Aimee said.