Uh, are we gonna fight, or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally?

Stoner Vamp ,'Lessons'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Connie Neil - Jul 26, 2007 9:39:25 am PDT #356 of 10001
brillig

Tech support nightmares:

"Hi, we cobbled together an intricate system that explicitly does what your software is not designed to do, and our entire corporate structure is based on this system remaining intact. We'd like to upgrade to the newest version of your software, but it's not recognizing our intricate system. What did you do wrong with your new software?"

"Actually, what you set up is not supported by our software. We're amazed you got it to work. The new version is going to move things all around on you if you go through the standard upgrade."

"Oh . . . yes, we noticed everything getting moved around, we need you to undo that and put it back the way it was and upgrade us properly."

"Upgrading you properly means completely redesigning your network. WE don't support what you did."

"That's unacceptable." (amazing how they think that phrase is so powerful). "We want it put back and upgraded the way we want."

"We don't support that."

"That's unacceptable."


bon bon - Jul 26, 2007 9:42:04 am PDT #357 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Yeah, she's a total mess. She's the UK singing Lohan-equivalent.

But Winehouse is talented. I mean, I'm not on board with her offstage life but DAMN is she good.

I just came back from sushi with a Japanese colleague. While there he pointed out a Japanese newspaper (as in the country, not just the language) and guess what was the big front story, with a huge 72 pt headline? Lohan's mugshot. THAT IS RIDICULOUS. She hasn't made a good movie since Mean Girls!


Jesse - Jul 26, 2007 9:46:14 am PDT #358 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

But Winehouse is talented.

So is Lohan!! I swear she could still come back to be a Good Actress.


JZ - Jul 26, 2007 9:46:53 am PDT #359 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

connie, please tell us the phone call ended when you put your hand through the receiver and strangled the caller long-distance.

Even if you didn't, please tell us you did anyway.


Tom Scola - Jul 26, 2007 9:47:43 am PDT #360 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

I swear she could still come back to be a Good Actress.

Who would hire her at this point? Is she even insurable?


Lee - Jul 26, 2007 9:49:39 am PDT #361 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Not that she's as talented as he is, but people still hire Robert Downey Jr.


Atropa - Jul 26, 2007 9:50:51 am PDT #362 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

ectoplasmosis is my new favorite blog.

I like it, but I have to get past my knee-jerk eye-rolling, because I've known one of the contributors since she was 14, and spent a couple of years wanting to lock her in a box with no digital camera and no internet. (She was suffering from a pretty fierce case of "I Am An Interweb Model!!1" for a while, and it got tiresome.)

But in her defense, she's grown up into a pretty interesting person. But she's the #1 example of why I am grateful that LJ was not around when I was in my late teens/early 20s.


bon bon - Jul 26, 2007 9:54:49 am PDT #363 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Re: Lohan/Downey: Lohan has talent, but she's no Winehouse. Rachel McAdams could do everything that Lohan could do, while remaining quietly in Toronto, not chasing people down in her car, and dating the other best Canadian Hollywood star her age.

Downey gets work but no one's insuring him to star in a movie. Lohan might be insurable in a replaceable role, but not carrying a movie.


brenda m - Jul 26, 2007 9:56:17 am PDT #364 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Who would hire her at this point? Is she even insurable?

She's got a new movie coming out this weekend.


Allyson - Jul 26, 2007 9:56:23 am PDT #365 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

mommy people, noah ate half of what i'm supposed to feed him, and i've been trying to burp him, but he instead farted and passed out.

gas is gas, right?