It's not like she blew me off. She just left with another guy, that's all.

Riley ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Aug 03, 2007 9:46:03 am PDT #2232 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Jilli, are you around today? 'Cause I just sent you some hilariousness.


msbelle - Aug 03, 2007 9:48:49 am PDT #2233 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Ileft my purse at lunch place. Someone turned it and they called me and NOTHING is missing. YAY PEOPLE!!

My brilliant idea of the day....wait for it.....Office Space: The Musical!!

Who wants onboard as a producer so I can quit my day job and start putting this together?


sj - Aug 03, 2007 9:49:41 am PDT #2234 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

My brilliant idea of the day....wait for it.....Office Space: The Musical!!

That is a brilliant idea. I would watch it.


Sophia Brooks - Aug 03, 2007 9:51:36 am PDT #2235 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Brilliant! Can I do costumes?


Frankenbuddha - Aug 03, 2007 9:53:35 am PDT #2236 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

My brilliant idea of the day....wait for it.....Office Space: The Musical!!

OMG, That is pretty brilliant!

I think it would need to keep "Damn it feels good to be a gangster" for the printer execution number, but otherwise I say let Danny Elfman take a crack at it.

And, of course, there needs to be at least one Michael Bolton-esque tune.


sarameg - Aug 03, 2007 9:53:46 am PDT #2237 of 10001

Well, there already is a dancing paperclip, why not a singing stapler?


msbelle - Aug 03, 2007 9:54:00 am PDT #2238 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

of course. I would hire as many Buffistas as possible.


juliana - Aug 03, 2007 9:56:45 am PDT #2239 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Who wants onboard as a producer so I can quit my day job and start putting this together?

I will totally produce and/or direct. Now we just need an executive producer to give us lots of dough.


SuziQ - Aug 03, 2007 9:58:51 am PDT #2240 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I could work tech...just tell me what to do and I'm happy.


Susan W. - Aug 03, 2007 10:00:27 am PDT #2241 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Dear Assorted Offices Who Aren't Giving Me Answers,

WHY, if the deadline for this thing is truly today, have you not answered the repeated voicemails and emails I've been sending you since I learned about the thing in question on Wednesday? Are you just TRYING to make my life a living hell when I'm trying to clear my desk and get out of town for a week? Because, given that the reason I'm leaving town is to visit my mother, who has cancer, I really have enough going on without your ineptitude and bureaucratic red tape adding petty stress to my real pressures.

Sincerely,
Me