Willow ,'Sleeper'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
My brilliant idea of the day....wait for it.....Office Space: The Musical!!
OMG, That is pretty brilliant!
I think it would need to keep "Damn it feels good to be a gangster" for the printer execution number, but otherwise I say let Danny Elfman take a crack at it.
And, of course, there needs to be at least one Michael Bolton-esque tune.
Well, there already is a dancing paperclip, why not a singing stapler?
of course. I would hire as many Buffistas as possible.
Who wants onboard as a producer so I can quit my day job and start putting this together?
I will totally produce and/or direct. Now we just need an executive producer to give us lots of dough.
I could work tech...just tell me what to do and I'm happy.
Dear Assorted Offices Who Aren't Giving Me Answers,
WHY, if the deadline for this thing is truly today, have you not answered the repeated voicemails and emails I've been sending you since I learned about the thing in question on Wednesday? Are you just TRYING to make my life a living hell when I'm trying to clear my desk and get out of town for a week? Because, given that the reason I'm leaving town is to visit my mother, who has cancer, I really have enough going on without your ineptitude and bureaucratic red tape adding petty stress to my real pressures.
Sincerely,
Me
Holy crap. Someone was just found mauled to death on the lawn of Ving Rhames' house. They've taken his four mastiffs into custody.
I hate, hate, hate people who turn dogs into animals. So to speak.
Dear Assorted Offices Who Aren't Giving Me Answers,
WHY, if the deadline for this thing is truly today, have you not answered the repeated voicemails and emails I've been sending you since I learned about the thing in question on Wednesday? Are you just TRYING to make my life a living hell when I'm trying to clear my desk and get out of town for a week? Because, given that the reason I'm leaving town is to visit my mother, who has cancer, I really have enough going on without your ineptitude and bureaucratic red tape adding petty stress to my real pressures.
Sincerely,
Me
So I guess Susan is in on the musical too.
So I guess Susan is in on the musical too.
Yep. Need a writer? I'm told my first drafts read like screenplays anyway.
Dear brain-
Why are you so stupid?
Signed,
This HAS to go out today,, damnit.