...because God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard! And I never really liked you anyway. And you have stupid hair!

Spike ,'Selfless'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sumi - Jul 31, 2007 11:56:09 am PDT #1407 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

And some think that Draper is actually Jewish -- well there was that' Moses comment in episode 2 (I think).


Daisy Jane - Jul 31, 2007 11:56:40 am PDT #1408 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Yeah, it's clear one of the copywriters is gay and in the closet.

That cracked my ass up. When they were talking about "death wish" and he said, "As if anyone would live their lives one way and really think something else!"


bon bon - Jul 31, 2007 11:59:12 am PDT #1409 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Yeah, it's clear one of the copywriters is gay and in the closet.

Also a little overdone. Good grief. But I give the show slack. One of Bob's improv acquaintances moved out to LA to do the show-- he plays the married copywriter.


JZ - Jul 31, 2007 12:00:43 pm PDT #1410 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

FCM: C them all

::gathers up everyone else's discarded Seth Cohen, scampers off to happy place::

Freaky airbrushed baby photo

Well, no wonder! I mean, sure, the baby on the left is totally adorable and twinkly and all, but you can totally tell that she's human. I bet she blurps up a feed every now and then and occasionally smells and her poor parents are having to potty train her and everything. She's a gross little stinky carbon-based life form. Who wouldn't prefer the plasticine perfection on the right?


Daisy Jane - Jul 31, 2007 12:02:09 pm PDT #1411 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

In my defense, I'm in a bit of a "boys are weird and I do. not. get. them. at. all." place.


Trudy Booth - Jul 31, 2007 12:02:35 pm PDT #1412 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

The baby on the right gets her brows waxed.

So many babies neglect that.


DavidS - Jul 31, 2007 12:04:03 pm PDT #1413 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

And some think that Draper is actually Jewish

That would make sense. Everybody's hiding something. I want to get his military backstory. Something horrific, no doubt. Guadalcanal, maybe. U.S.S. Indianpolis? Liberate the death camps?

One of Bob's improv acquaintances moved out to LA to do the show-- he plays the married copywriter.

Which one? The pipe smoker? Or Draper?


tommyrot - Jul 31, 2007 12:04:20 pm PDT #1414 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So many babies neglect that.

Girl babies forgetting to wax their brows is what makes boy babies grow up gay.


erikaj - Jul 31, 2007 12:05:04 pm PDT #1415 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I would talk about your essays, paperdol, but you left me on the cutting room floor. Bitca. I guess to give yourself more room to make up shit about Tim Minear. Like he'd hang out with you.(/parody) Yes, I've watched Mad Men. Neat look, and about 47,000 times where I would feel like "Ack! Ad-guy cooties." Because I hate just being grabbed, patted and squeezed without any assent given on my part. Not that some of them aren't cute, but, jeez, possession much?


DavidS - Jul 31, 2007 12:05:37 pm PDT #1416 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Girl babies forgetting to wax their brows is what makes boy babies grow up gay.

Now there's a conspiracy theory I haven't heard before.