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JZ - Jul 31, 2007 12:00:43 pm PDT #1410 of 10001

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

FCM: C them all

::gathers up everyone else's discarded Seth Cohen, scampers off to happy place::

Freaky airbrushed baby photo

Well, no wonder! I mean, sure, the baby on the left is totally adorable and twinkly and all, but you can totally tell that she's human. I bet she blurps up a feed every now and then and occasionally smells and her poor parents are having to potty train her and everything. She's a gross little stinky carbon-based life form. Who wouldn't prefer the plasticine perfection on the right?

Daisy Jane - Jul 31, 2007 12:02:09 pm PDT #1411 of 10001

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

In my defense, I'm in a bit of a "boys are weird and I do. not. get. them. at. all." place.

Trudy Booth - Jul 31, 2007 12:02:35 pm PDT #1412 of 10001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

The baby on the right gets her brows waxed.

So many babies neglect that.

DavidS - Jul 31, 2007 12:04:03 pm PDT #1413 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

And some think that Draper is actually Jewish

That would make sense. Everybody's hiding something. I want to get his military backstory. Something horrific, no doubt. Guadalcanal, maybe. U.S.S. Indianpolis? Liberate the death camps?

One of Bob's improv acquaintances moved out to LA to do the show-- he plays the married copywriter.

Which one? The pipe smoker? Or Draper?

tommyrot - Jul 31, 2007 12:04:20 pm PDT #1414 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So many babies neglect that.

Girl babies forgetting to wax their brows is what makes boy babies grow up gay.

erikaj - Jul 31, 2007 12:05:04 pm PDT #1415 of 10001

Always Anti-fascist!

I would talk about your essays, paperdol, but you left me on the cutting room floor. Bitca. I guess to give yourself more room to make up shit about Tim Minear. Like he'd hang out with you.(/parody) Yes, I've watched Mad Men. Neat look, and about 47,000 times where I would feel like "Ack! Ad-guy cooties." Because I hate just being grabbed, patted and squeezed without any assent given on my part. Not that some of them aren't cute, but, jeez, possession much?

DavidS - Jul 31, 2007 12:05:37 pm PDT #1416 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Girl babies forgetting to wax their brows is what makes boy babies grow up gay.

Now there's a conspiracy theory I haven't heard before.

Lee - Jul 31, 2007 12:06:14 pm PDT #1417 of 10001

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Only two episodes have aired so far, Lee.

Oh good. I couldn't tell from what Tivo was telling me.

Vortex - Jul 31, 2007 12:06:48 pm PDT #1418 of 10001

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I don't know if I'll be able to take the rampant sexism for long. The smoking cracks me up, though.

with a side of eww, everybody's breath stinks. I mean, my GOD.

tommyrot - Jul 31, 2007 12:07:01 pm PDT #1419 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Now there's a conspiracy theory I haven't heard before.

Think I should forward it to Bill O'Reilly? Or Rush Limbaugh? (I wanna hear Rush talk about Feminazibabies.)

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