Girl babies forgetting to wax their brows is what makes boy babies grow up gay.
Now there's a conspiracy theory I haven't heard before.
Mal: You were dead! Tracy: Hunh? Oh. Right. Suppose I was. Hey there, Zoe.
'The Message'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Jul 31, 2007 12:05:37 pm PDT #1416 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Lee - Jul 31, 2007 12:06:14 pm PDT #1417 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Only two episodes have aired so far, Lee.
Oh good. I couldn't tell from what Tivo was telling me.
Vortex - Jul 31, 2007 12:06:48 pm PDT #1418 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I don't know if I'll be able to take the rampant sexism for long. The smoking cracks me up, though.
with a side of eww, everybody's breath stinks. I mean, my GOD.
tommyrot - Jul 31, 2007 12:07:01 pm PDT #1419 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Now there's a conspiracy theory I haven't heard before.
Think I should forward it to Bill O'Reilly? Or Rush Limbaugh? (I wanna hear Rush talk about Feminazibabies.)
erikaj - Jul 31, 2007 12:10:02 pm PDT #1420 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Billo already thinks he's Dr. No of the internets. Dr No, thanks, possibly.
§ ita § - Jul 31, 2007 12:12:00 pm PDT #1421 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I want that I Like It Rough shirt something awful. And I like the one you linked to, Scola.
And the only reason I'd like to have a boyfriend right now is to force him to wear this.
Kat - Jul 31, 2007 12:20:39 pm PDT #1422 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Those shirts are great. Too spendy for me, but great. Though I like the one Tom linked to.
tommyrot - Jul 31, 2007 12:21:35 pm PDT #1423 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yet another article on all this crap that your subconscious does without your consciousness being aware of it: [link]
More fundamentally, the new studies reveal a subconscious brain that is far more active, purposeful and independent than previously known. Goals, whether to eat, mate or devour an iced latte, are like neural software programs that can only be run one at a time, and the unconscious is perfectly capable of running the program it chooses.
The give and take between these unconscious choices and our rational, conscious aims can help explain some of the more mystifying realities of behavior, like how we can be generous one moment and petty the next, or act rudely at a dinner party when convinced we are emanating charm.
Dana - Jul 31, 2007 12:23:52 pm PDT #1424 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I'm in the middle of a writing test that uses the word "fungible".
DavidS - Jul 31, 2007 12:25:20 pm PDT #1425 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'm in the middle of a writing test that uses the word "fungible".
Don't break it.