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Buffista Movies 6: lies and videotape  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Frankenbuddha - Jun 11, 2008 5:17:30 am PDT #6275 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Also going with the white font. If it needs to move to spoilers, some stompy let me know. The review said an unknown airborne toxin so I guess it could be (spores for instance) , but it mostly sounded like it was 28 Days Later except people offing themselves instead of other people. The review referred to it jokingly as the thriller version of An Inconvenient Truth - that's a paraphrase.


bon bon - Jun 11, 2008 5:38:17 am PDT #6276 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

You know, Bob Bob told me about a review that also "spoiled" that, so I'm thinking it's a spoiler in the trailer that's NSM one in the movie.


Juliebird - Jun 11, 2008 5:45:54 am PDT #6277 of 10000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

I'm not reading the white-font, but sometimes his movies seem to have more than one twist/shocking moment. I'm thinking of The Village and Unbreakable.


le nubian - Jun 11, 2008 6:06:10 am PDT #6278 of 10000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

le nubian - Jun 11, 2008 6:07:27 am PDT #6279 of 10000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Franken -

I read one detailed "review" where the reviewer said the special effects were bad. The trees and plants are producing the neurotoxin that kills people. One shot apparently focuses on a tree and the leaves wave in the breeze which is supposed to indicate: toxin is spreading. I also heard that Marky Mark's acting is the absolute WORST.


Fone Bone - Jun 11, 2008 8:42:28 am PDT #6280 of 10000

The twist of the movie is

that there is no twist. Plants do indeed cause stuff happens and then it stops. Oh and Marky Mark talks to a plastic plant at one point. No joke.

And the only surprise is that someone actually gave Night the money to make this. It's stupendously awful. The most spectacular act of career suicide I can think of since...well, probably Lady in the Water. Having to decide which one is worse would require me to see both again and I have no plans to ever do that. Please, spend your money on anything else this weekend--even that underwhelming Hulk movie. It's not good, but it's better than this.


amych - Jun 11, 2008 8:44:44 am PDT #6281 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Oh and Marky Mark talks to a plastic plant at one point. No joke.

See, that is a twist. Normally it's Marky's co-stars who are talking to a plastic plant.


Jessica - Jun 11, 2008 8:45:24 am PDT #6282 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Normally it's Marky's co-stars who are talking to a plastic plant.

Zing!

[curse you, wee spoiler edits!]


Atropa - Jun 11, 2008 8:56:15 am PDT #6283 of 10000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

But wait, didn't the trailer also have Tension-Filled Moments with ominous thumping and knocking sounds? Am I misremembering?


Fred Pete - Jun 11, 2008 8:58:37 am PDT #6284 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

But does Marky Mark at least undress ?