Well, quite a lot of fuss. If I didn't know better, I'd think we were dangerous.

Mal ,'Bushwhacked'


Buffista Movies 6: lies and videotape  

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Jessica - Jun 11, 2008 8:45:24 am PDT #6282 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Normally it's Marky's co-stars who are talking to a plastic plant.

Zing!

[curse you, wee spoiler edits!]


Atropa - Jun 11, 2008 8:56:15 am PDT #6283 of 10000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

But wait, didn't the trailer also have Tension-Filled Moments with ominous thumping and knocking sounds? Am I misremembering?


Fred Pete - Jun 11, 2008 8:58:37 am PDT #6284 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

But does Marky Mark at least undress ?


Fone Bone - Jun 11, 2008 9:00:41 am PDT #6285 of 10000

That may have been the crew falling asleep from boredom and banging into things. Entirely understandable considering the dialogue they had to listen to all day. The movie's idea of tension is having Marky Mark and Zooey running away from...WIND! I haven't laughed that hard since the characters in Day After tomorrow outran deadly frost.


le nubian - Jun 11, 2008 9:06:37 am PDT #6286 of 10000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

ah ha, thus the review comment that said:

the plants and trees were moving in the breeze


Juliebird - Jun 11, 2008 9:08:29 am PDT #6287 of 10000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

so if I adored Lady in the Water I might like The Happening?


Fone Bone - Jun 11, 2008 9:14:46 am PDT #6288 of 10000

Perhaps, but I wouldn't count on it. There were elements to Lady in the Water that may have worked with better execution, but in the case of The Happening, I can't see how anything could have improved this story. Really, the biggest shock is how terrible the script is--in the past, Night has proven himself capable of writing believable characters and dialogue that doesn't make you howl with unintentional laughter. At times, I found myself wondering whether the whole movie was some kind of elaborate practical joke, but I don't think that guy has a sense of humor...


Polter-Cow - Jun 11, 2008 9:20:52 am PDT #6289 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

He'd better find one soon if he wants to make a decent Avatar movie.


Juliebird - Jun 11, 2008 9:22:42 am PDT #6290 of 10000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

I'll still see it for myself. I passed on LitW because of the overwhelmingly negative critical reviews and word-of-mouth, rented it, and my entire family fell in love with it.


tiggy - Jun 11, 2008 9:28:28 am PDT #6291 of 10000
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

I really like LitW too, Juliebird. in fact, i've liked all of M. Night's movies. and that includes Unbreakable. i wish it had been made into a trilogy like was first discussed.