I'm thinking about buying something very expensive. Maybe an antelope.

Anya ,'Get It Done'


Buffista Movies 6: lies and videotape  

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JZ - Oct 29, 2007 11:14:59 am PDT #1918 of 10000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Oh, dear, juliana, that's horribly sad.

Yep - Mark McKinney has admitted that Jack is based on Keanu's time in Winnipeg playing Hamlet.

I remember reading a review of that production, written by Connie Champagne and Cintra Wilson, who traveled up from San Francisco just to sit in the back row and mock Keanu, and who found that he was in fact a perfectly credible Hamlet. Not an immortal and miraculous Hamlet for the ages, but perfectly solid and presentable and unembarrassing. Their disappointment at his unexpected competency was crushing.


Ailleann - Oct 29, 2007 11:16:19 am PDT #1919 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

he was a delight to watch plays with, because he always had new and interesting insights.

"Woah..."

t /is kind of a meanie

I didn't know this

That's very sad.


Glamcookie - Oct 29, 2007 11:17:55 am PDT #1920 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I had heard about the ex dying but I didn't know about the baby. Awful.


lisah - Oct 29, 2007 11:18:00 am PDT #1921 of 10000
Punishingly Intricate

But there's my Keanu problem, see, and Tilda Swinton being so awesome, and the whole faux-epic feel of the Good-v-Evil thing and...yeah. Sometimes I am just that easy.

Me too! I quite enjoyed Constantine.


Laga - Oct 29, 2007 11:19:03 am PDT #1922 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Wasn't he dating Savannah (of porn fame) when she killed herself?

edit: umm no, that was Pauly Shore.


juliana - Oct 29, 2007 11:24:06 am PDT #1923 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Not an immortal and miraculous Hamlet for the ages, but perfectly solid and presentable and unembarrassing. Their disappointment at his unexpected competency was crushing.

From the reviews of that play, and from the adeptness he's shown at other comic roles, I'd love to see him attack Dogberry or Bottom or some other comedic low character. Something where the whole play's not riding on him and he can be completely uninhibited and gleeful. I think that's when he works best.

Hi, my name is juliana, and I have a Keanu problem.


erikaj - Oct 29, 2007 11:27:40 am PDT #1924 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

No, he's cute. He's just not a Thespian.


Kevin - Oct 29, 2007 11:30:14 am PDT #1925 of 10000
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.

Reeves started living out of hotels -- literally, from a bag -- for a long period after that from what I recall. It's a world of sad.

Personally, I think he can act. Really. He's a very specific type of actor, but give him the right role and he's great it. Example - the first Matrix.


megan walker - Oct 29, 2007 11:30:39 am PDT #1926 of 10000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

He's just not a Thespian.

See, I'm blind to this because, for whatever reason, I find him too damn compelling to objectively judge his acting skills.

It's a good thing juliana and I have found each other.


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 29, 2007 12:13:51 pm PDT #1927 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I'll take people's word for it that Keanu once had the ability to speak. I'll make a point to see River's Edge and Johny Mneumonic at some point.

You might wanna replace the latter with My Own Private Idaho or Parenthood instead. When I said something positive about Keanu's performance in Johnny Mnemonic I didn't mean to imply that the movie itself was watchable.

Though it is the one time Dolph Lundgren revealed he could act instead of just growl and hit people. It's a shame there just aren't as many crazy bionic street preacher roles as there used to be.