What? I'm not allowed to hit people? Wesley: Not people capable of genocide. Angel: Those are exactly the types of people I should be allowed to hit!

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Buffista Movies 6: lies and videotape  

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juliana - Oct 29, 2007 11:24:06 am PDT #1923 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Not an immortal and miraculous Hamlet for the ages, but perfectly solid and presentable and unembarrassing. Their disappointment at his unexpected competency was crushing.

From the reviews of that play, and from the adeptness he's shown at other comic roles, I'd love to see him attack Dogberry or Bottom or some other comedic low character. Something where the whole play's not riding on him and he can be completely uninhibited and gleeful. I think that's when he works best.

Hi, my name is juliana, and I have a Keanu problem.


erikaj - Oct 29, 2007 11:27:40 am PDT #1924 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

No, he's cute. He's just not a Thespian.


Kevin - Oct 29, 2007 11:30:14 am PDT #1925 of 10000
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.

Reeves started living out of hotels -- literally, from a bag -- for a long period after that from what I recall. It's a world of sad.

Personally, I think he can act. Really. He's a very specific type of actor, but give him the right role and he's great it. Example - the first Matrix.


megan walker - Oct 29, 2007 11:30:39 am PDT #1926 of 10000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

He's just not a Thespian.

See, I'm blind to this because, for whatever reason, I find him too damn compelling to objectively judge his acting skills.

It's a good thing juliana and I have found each other.


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 29, 2007 12:13:51 pm PDT #1927 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I'll take people's word for it that Keanu once had the ability to speak. I'll make a point to see River's Edge and Johny Mneumonic at some point.

You might wanna replace the latter with My Own Private Idaho or Parenthood instead. When I said something positive about Keanu's performance in Johnny Mnemonic I didn't mean to imply that the movie itself was watchable.

Though it is the one time Dolph Lundgren revealed he could act instead of just growl and hit people. It's a shame there just aren't as many crazy bionic street preacher roles as there used to be.


tommyrot - Oct 29, 2007 12:16:44 pm PDT #1928 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It's a shame there just aren't as many crazy bionic street preacher roles as there used to be.

Well, since Medicaid stopped paying for bionic repairs for crazy street preachers, they're just not as visible in society today.


Theodosia - Oct 29, 2007 12:45:57 pm PDT #1929 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I, too, find Canoe watchable, but I just accept that he's got a limited range that he should be more careful working around, but I understand he really does LOVE SF and comic books like unto a gigundous geek.


Daisy Jane - Oct 29, 2007 1:05:20 pm PDT #1930 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

GF and I watched Oldboy this weekend. What a twisted crazy movie! Great one.

Fucked. Up. Movie.


Glamcookie - Oct 29, 2007 1:23:19 pm PDT #1931 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Oh, it totally is. I love that sort of thing.


§ ita § - Oct 29, 2007 1:35:19 pm PDT #1932 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My sister bought it when she came to visit last time, and kept watching it on my laptop in the living room. I had to yell at her to turn the screen so I couldn't see it, but when it came to the fight in the corridor I had to look because it's a thing of beauty. You know how there's a moment where the import of "one long take" becomes clear? I think that was hers, and it's a lovely one.