See, I figure you can just tell yourself, "They're from another dimension, so they're not really what they look like."

Won't help, trust me. Part of it is the movement. I mean, photos of spiders wig me out, but it's the movement that sends me into panicked flailing.

Mooooom, Jilli's creeping me out!

Mooooom, Jilli's creeping me out!

Sorry, sorry!

So! ... um, has anyone seen the new Elizabeth movie yet? Is it as cheesetastic as I hope?

I did Jilli!

Yes! Cheesetastic! Agreeable enough though. After, L and I counted the three or four things that were historically accurate and decided we'd make a movie with the same basic formula.

George Washington: The Revolution

The only things we'll get right are that the US won, we were fighting Britan, George III was king and that's it. Everything else will be pure embelishment.

The only things we'll get right are that the US won, we were fighting Britan, George III was king and that's it. Everything else will be pure embelishment.

Like, the US won the Revolutionary war because Washington bested George III in a mano a mano fist fight.

Yes!!!

Also, the continental congress were writing him to get his advice on forming the new government, which he dubbed democracy, a brand new form in which all men are created equal.

The only things we'll get right are that the US won, we were fighting Britan, George III was king and that's it. Everything else will be pure embelishment.

Awesome! What sort of embellishments?

• Washingtong's secret allies: The Klingons!
• Chemical warefare! Minutmen spike the Redcoats' water with LSD!
• Patrick Henry singlehandedly destroys the British Zeppelin factory!

And everybody will sing!

Oh, wait - that's already been done.

And everybody will sing!

Um, everybody kickboxes? Because no one uses guns?

Also, Hessian mercenaries are really Ninjas!

Also, Hessian mercenaries are really Ninjas!

L and I will definately add this to our notes.