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Buffista Movies 6: lies and videotape  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Ailleann - Oct 22, 2007 10:12:08 am PDT #1836 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Mooooom, Jilli's creeping me out!


Atropa - Oct 22, 2007 10:16:54 am PDT #1837 of 10000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Mooooom, Jilli's creeping me out!

Sorry, sorry!

So! ... um, has anyone seen the new Elizabeth movie yet? Is it as cheesetastic as I hope?


Daisy Jane - Oct 22, 2007 11:06:54 am PDT #1838 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I did Jilli!

Yes! Cheesetastic! Agreeable enough though. After, L and I counted the three or four things that were historically accurate and decided we'd make a movie with the same basic formula.

George Washington: The Revolution

The only things we'll get right are that the US won, we were fighting Britan, George III was king and that's it. Everything else will be pure embelishment.


Sean K - Oct 22, 2007 11:10:13 am PDT #1839 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

The only things we'll get right are that the US won, we were fighting Britan, George III was king and that's it. Everything else will be pure embelishment.

Like, the US won the Revolutionary war because Washington bested George III in a mano a mano fist fight.


Daisy Jane - Oct 22, 2007 11:11:49 am PDT #1840 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Yes!!!

Also, the continental congress were writing him to get his advice on forming the new government, which he dubbed democracy, a brand new form in which all men are created equal.


tommyrot - Oct 22, 2007 11:12:19 am PDT #1841 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The only things we'll get right are that the US won, we were fighting Britan, George III was king and that's it. Everything else will be pure embelishment.

Awesome! What sort of embellishments?

  • Washingtong's secret allies: The Klingons!
  • Chemical warefare! Minutmen spike the Redcoats' water with LSD!
  • Patrick Henry singlehandedly destroys the British Zeppelin factory!


Frankenbuddha - Oct 22, 2007 11:15:45 am PDT #1842 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

And everybody will sing!

Oh, wait - that's already been done.


tommyrot - Oct 22, 2007 11:17:16 am PDT #1843 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And everybody will sing!

Um, everybody kickboxes? Because no one uses guns?

Also, Hessian mercenaries are really Ninjas!


Daisy Jane - Oct 22, 2007 11:19:21 am PDT #1844 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Also, Hessian mercenaries are really Ninjas!

L and I will definately add this to our notes.


Scrappy - Oct 22, 2007 11:27:54 am PDT #1845 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Also, Washington will be played by Colin Firth, and will have several hundred costume changes, each more gaudy-yet-flattering than the last.