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tommyrot - Oct 22, 2007 11:12:19 am PDT #1841 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The only things we'll get right are that the US won, we were fighting Britan, George III was king and that's it. Everything else will be pure embelishment.

Awesome! What sort of embellishments?

  • Washingtong's secret allies: The Klingons!
  • Chemical warefare! Minutmen spike the Redcoats' water with LSD!
  • Patrick Henry singlehandedly destroys the British Zeppelin factory!

Frankenbuddha - Oct 22, 2007 11:15:45 am PDT #1842 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

And everybody will sing!

Oh, wait - that's already been done.

tommyrot - Oct 22, 2007 11:17:16 am PDT #1843 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And everybody will sing!

Um, everybody kickboxes? Because no one uses guns?

Also, Hessian mercenaries are really Ninjas!

Daisy Jane - Oct 22, 2007 11:19:21 am PDT #1844 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Also, Hessian mercenaries are really Ninjas!

L and I will definately add this to our notes.

Scrappy - Oct 22, 2007 11:27:54 am PDT #1845 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Also, Washington will be played by Colin Firth, and will have several hundred costume changes, each more gaudy-yet-flattering than the last.

brenda m - Oct 22, 2007 11:33:58 am PDT #1846 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Also, Washington will be played by Colin Firth, and will have several hundred costume changes, each more gaudy-yet-flattering than the last.

Heh. Have you ever heard the old Stan Freeberg "United States of America, the Early Years"? Hysterical, and has GW getting into fights w/Betsy Ross over flag design and with the boat rental guy over which color boat to choose for the Delaware crossing.

Sean K - Oct 22, 2007 11:34:36 am PDT #1847 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Also, Washington will be played by Colin Firth, and will have several hundred costume changes, each more gaudy-yet-flattering than the last.

Except, of course, for the final, climactic fist fight with King George, which will feature both men in a knock down, drag out, bare chested, bare knuckle brawl, so they can both show off their bulging muscles.

beekaytee - Oct 22, 2007 11:36:17 am PDT #1848 of 10000
Compassionately intolerant

Have you ever heard the old Stan Freeberg "United States of America, the Early Years"?

I love, love, love Stan Freeberg, and especially this piece...WAMU plays it every year on the Big Broadcast (my favorite radio show) around the 4th. Hysterically Historical.

tommyrot - Oct 22, 2007 11:39:06 am PDT #1849 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Except, of course, for the final, climactic fist fight with King George, which will feature both men in a knock down, drag out, bare chested, bare knuckle brawl, so they can both show off their bulging muscles.

And GW will be winning, so King George will fight dirty.

Ailleann - Oct 22, 2007 2:24:38 pm PDT #1850 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Ooh, who's playing King George?

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