And Bruce Wayne? No love for Bats?
She says:
Batman Begins: Might fake it okay, since he’s had a lot of practice for his secret identity, but you’re always going to come in second to his dead parents, his martyr complex, his secret fear that any time wasted on foreplay is time that some lunatic is out killing up Gotham City, and his pondering over whether that smear of white clay at the scene of the crime could only have come from the Murder City lime-pits, or Joe Kerr’s Pottery Outlet.
Which I find rather persuasive.
I thought we were talking about sleeping with the character - not necessarily having a relationship.
I sort of wish they could make a movie of Alcott's The Old Fashioned Girl, with a Little Women era Bale as Tom. I LOVE The Old Fashioned Girl!
Also, I think I would have wanted a romance with "Newsies" Bale at the time it came out. He was so gosh-darned cute!
you’re always going to come in second to his dead parents, his martyr complex, his secret fear that any time wasted on foreplay is time that some lunatic is out killing up Gotham City, and his pondering over whether that smear of white clay at the scene of the crime could only have come from the Murder City lime-pits, or Joe Kerr’s Pottery Outlet
That's a problem inherent with Batman, though, not Bale. Batman is a serious motherfucker. You'd probably also come in second to the Joker, Catwoman, and whatever Robin he had at the time.
That's a problem inherent with Batman, though, not Bale.
Well, ditto Patrick Bateman. I don't think her point is that it's Bale who's unappealing, it's the characters he plays.
...I am searching for a flaw in your logic. Damnit.
(I'd probably sleep with Batman.)
I don't think her point is that it's Bale who's unappealing, it's the characters he plays.
I don't get the appeal of either.
t /heretic
(I'd probably sleep with Batman.)
I am with you there. But maybe we'd be disappointed because of his many distractions! And then we could come post in Natter about how he's really not all that. But we'd have to use a pseudonym because you wouldn't want Batman stalkers stalking you on the internet, so maybe we'd call him Mr. Rodent or something.
OMG, am I writing fanfic?
I wouldn't sleep with Batman, or Bruce Wayne. Matches Malone, sick and wrong as that may be? Yeah, I'd tap that.
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