You're like my fairy godmother, and Santa Claus, and Q all wrapped up into one! Q from Bond, not Star Trek.

Buffy ,'Help'


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sumi - Oct 19, 2007 10:22:57 am PDT #1748 of 10000
Art Crawl!!!

I thought we were talking about sleeping with the character - not necessarily having a relationship.


Sophia Brooks - Oct 19, 2007 10:23:35 am PDT #1749 of 10000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I sort of wish they could make a movie of Alcott's The Old Fashioned Girl, with a Little Women era Bale as Tom. I LOVE The Old Fashioned Girl!

Also, I think I would have wanted a romance with "Newsies" Bale at the time it came out. He was so gosh-darned cute!


Dana - Oct 19, 2007 10:28:45 am PDT #1750 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

you’re always going to come in second to his dead parents, his martyr complex, his secret fear that any time wasted on foreplay is time that some lunatic is out killing up Gotham City, and his pondering over whether that smear of white clay at the scene of the crime could only have come from the Murder City lime-pits, or Joe Kerr’s Pottery Outlet

That's a problem inherent with Batman, though, not Bale. Batman is a serious motherfucker. You'd probably also come in second to the Joker, Catwoman, and whatever Robin he had at the time.


Jesse - Oct 19, 2007 10:33:01 am PDT #1751 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That's a problem inherent with Batman, though, not Bale.

Well, ditto Patrick Bateman. I don't think her point is that it's Bale who's unappealing, it's the characters he plays.


Dana - Oct 19, 2007 10:36:32 am PDT #1752 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

...I am searching for a flaw in your logic. Damnit.

(I'd probably sleep with Batman.)


megan walker - Oct 19, 2007 10:37:39 am PDT #1753 of 10000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I don't think her point is that it's Bale who's unappealing, it's the characters he plays.

I don't get the appeal of either.

t /heretic


Jesse - Oct 19, 2007 10:40:30 am PDT #1754 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

(I'd probably sleep with Batman.)

I am with you there. But maybe we'd be disappointed because of his many distractions! And then we could come post in Natter about how he's really not all that. But we'd have to use a pseudonym because you wouldn't want Batman stalkers stalking you on the internet, so maybe we'd call him Mr. Rodent or something.

OMG, am I writing fanfic?


P.M. Marc - Oct 19, 2007 10:42:01 am PDT #1755 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I wouldn't sleep with Batman, or Bruce Wayne. Matches Malone, sick and wrong as that may be? Yeah, I'd tap that.


amych - Oct 19, 2007 10:42:37 am PDT #1756 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

SHOCKING news flash: Plei is a weirdo.


Dana - Oct 19, 2007 10:43:24 am PDT #1757 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

But we'd have to use a pseudonym because you wouldn't want Batman stalkers stalking you on the internet, so maybe we'd call him Mr. Rodent or something.

I wouldn't want *Batman* stalking me on the internet. And I think we'd have to call him John Stamos or That Other Guy, to go with Bob Saget.

(Other Guy is Dave Coulier. I wish I didn't know that.)