(I'd probably sleep with Batman.)
I am with you there. But maybe we'd be disappointed because of his many distractions! And then we could come post in Natter about how he's really not all that. But we'd have to use a pseudonym because you wouldn't want Batman stalkers stalking you on the internet, so maybe we'd call him Mr. Rodent or something.
OMG, am I writing fanfic?
I wouldn't sleep with Batman, or Bruce Wayne. Matches Malone, sick and wrong as that may be? Yeah, I'd tap that.
SHOCKING news flash: Plei is a weirdo.
But we'd have to use a pseudonym because you wouldn't want Batman stalkers stalking you on the internet, so maybe we'd call him Mr. Rodent or something.
I wouldn't want *Batman* stalking me on the internet. And I think we'd have to call him John Stamos or That Other Guy, to go with Bob Saget.
(Other Guy is Dave Coulier. I wish I didn't know that.)
NEVER have sex with Dave Coulier, though. Look what he did to Alanis Morisette.
I don't know that I'd sleep with anyone from the DC-verse. Well, maybe the Comedian. Or maybe Destruction.
(Other Guy is Dave Coulier. I wish I didn't know that.)
Alanis Morrisette Dude!
I sort of wish they could make a movie of Alcott's The Old Fashioned Girl, with a Little Women era Bale as Tom. I LOVE The Old Fashioned Girl!
Oh, adorable though he may be, you can have Tom. Give me some Mr. Sidney!
I don't know that I'd sleep with anyone from the DC-verse. Well, maybe the Comedian. Or maybe Destruction.
I've got a LONG list of DCU characters I wouldn't kick out for eating crackers.
SHOCKING news flash: Plei is a weirdo.
Psh. You say that like I'm the only one who feels that way.
t can't believe I am wondering this
I don't think I would want to bang the speedsters. I mean, I know they can make the concerted effort to be a normal speed, but when one gets really excited?
OTOH, if I wasn't really in the mood, it would probably be over before I noticed anything.