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'Beneath You'

Buffista Movies 6: lies and videotape

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Dana - Oct 19, 2007 10:28:45 am PDT #1750 of 10000

I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

you’re always going to come in second to his dead parents, his martyr complex, his secret fear that any time wasted on foreplay is time that some lunatic is out killing up Gotham City, and his pondering over whether that smear of white clay at the scene of the crime could only have come from the Murder City lime-pits, or Joe Kerr’s Pottery Outlet

That's a problem inherent with Batman, though, not Bale. Batman is a serious motherfucker. You'd probably also come in second to the Joker, Catwoman, and whatever Robin he had at the time.

Jesse - Oct 19, 2007 10:33:01 am PDT #1751 of 10000

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That's a problem inherent with Batman, though, not Bale.

Well, ditto Patrick Bateman. I don't think her point is that it's Bale who's unappealing, it's the characters he plays.

Dana - Oct 19, 2007 10:36:32 am PDT #1752 of 10000

I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

...I am searching for a flaw in your logic. Damnit.

(I'd probably sleep with Batman.)

megan walker - Oct 19, 2007 10:37:39 am PDT #1753 of 10000

"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I don't think her point is that it's Bale who's unappealing, it's the characters he plays.

I don't get the appeal of either.

t /heretic

Jesse - Oct 19, 2007 10:40:30 am PDT #1754 of 10000

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

(I'd probably sleep with Batman.)

I am with you there. But maybe we'd be disappointed because of his many distractions! And then we could come post in Natter about how he's really not all that. But we'd have to use a pseudonym because you wouldn't want Batman stalkers stalking you on the internet, so maybe we'd call him Mr. Rodent or something.

OMG, am I writing fanfic?

P.M. Marc - Oct 19, 2007 10:42:01 am PDT #1755 of 10000

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I wouldn't sleep with Batman, or Bruce Wayne. Matches Malone, sick and wrong as that may be? Yeah, I'd tap that.

amych - Oct 19, 2007 10:42:37 am PDT #1756 of 10000

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

SHOCKING news flash: Plei is a weirdo.

Dana - Oct 19, 2007 10:43:24 am PDT #1757 of 10000

I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

But we'd have to use a pseudonym because you wouldn't want Batman stalkers stalking you on the internet, so maybe we'd call him Mr. Rodent or something.

I wouldn't want *Batman* stalking me on the internet. And I think we'd have to call him John Stamos or That Other Guy, to go with Bob Saget.

(Other Guy is Dave Coulier. I wish I didn't know that.)

Jesse - Oct 19, 2007 10:44:23 am PDT #1758 of 10000

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

NEVER have sex with Dave Coulier, though. Look what he did to Alanis Morisette.

juliana - Oct 19, 2007 10:45:21 am PDT #1759 of 10000

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I don't know that I'd sleep with anyone from the DC-verse. Well, maybe the Comedian. Or maybe Destruction.

(Other Guy is Dave Coulier. I wish I didn't know that.)

Alanis Morrisette Dude!

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